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ThornCraft: Roses & Pixels

botanical thorns, breeding roses, colorful roses, floral genetics, flower breeding, flower colors, flower thorns, garden roses, horticulture, hybrid roses, pixels, plant breeding, rose colors, rose cultivation, rose hybrids, rose thorns, rose varieties, roses, ThornCraft, thorned flowers, thorns, thorny roses

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

come join our minecraft server where we got more rose colors than a rainbow but watch out cuz they all got thorns! it’s like a rose garden on steroids, but with creepers instead of bees.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old flowers, come to ours where we have a rose for every mood. feeling angry? we got a red rose for that. feeling sad? we got a blue rose for that. feeling confused? we got a rainbow rose for that.

but be careful, cuz these roses aren’t just for show. they’ll attack you if you get too close. it’s like a botanical battle royale up in here. so come join us and see if you can survive the rose apocalypse.

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	1507	Void Armor Forged:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Farms Harvested:	207	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Votes:	3913
Villages Defended:	16	Star Shards Collected:	185
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ores Mined:	5517
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

Attack, battle, Bridge.., Claims, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Damage, Destroyed, Destruction, Government, Infrastructure, international news, investigation, key bridge, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, ReBuilding, SECURITY, Transportation, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Votes:	786
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!

PixelPanic: Brain Battle

adhd, amygdala, antisocial behavior, anxiety, battle, behavioral differences, Brain, brain imaging, brain regions, depression, emotional processing, gender differences, mental disorders, mental health, mood disorders, neuroimaging, neuroscience, PixelPanic, psychiatric conditions, research study, sex differences, sex-specific, thalamus

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7591	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the amygdala is the key to building the best houses and the thalamus is where you find all the rare diamonds! forget about depression and antisocial behavior, because here you’ll be too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers to even think about being sad. and ladies, don’t worry about anxiety and ADHD, because on this server, the thalamus is your ticket to becoming the ultimate warrior princess! so come on, join us and let’s explore this crazy world together!

BlockBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Banners, BlockBag, blue archive, Bounties, Chihiro, Commissions, Events, From Opera 0068 with Love, Grand Assault, guides, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mine, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, sena, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6228	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2757	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a giant armored chicken in a quest to save the world from certain doom. But wait, there’s a twist – you have to do it while wearing a hot spring outfit! Only on our server will you find such ridiculous challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil pandas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. It’s a race against time to see who can collect the most loot before the pandas escape!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: GoodShowGoneWrong

Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Character development, Cliffhanger, Compelling, Drama, Engaging, Entertainment, entertainment industry, Good show, GoodShowGoneWrong, Minecraft, must watch, plot twist, smp, streaming, Suspenseful, television, Thrilling, TV series, unexpected ending, until this episode

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Bobobrine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it that if you defeat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to hang in your virtual house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem

Boss, Burnout, family emergency, Guilt, MANIPULATING, maternal leave, MAYHEM, mentoring, Minecraft, mommas, overworked, PERSONAL LIFE, quitting after maternity, quitting job, recruitment process, remote work, sick and tired, Small Business, small business owner, vulnerable state, work-life balance, workload

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Looking for a new adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server, where you’ll never have to worry about being the only player again!

Imagine a world where you can recruit as many players as you want, but then decide you don’t actually want to because it’s too much work. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind and keeping your players on their toes.

And don’t worry about the workload – we promise it will be lighter than expected, even though it’s actually the complete opposite. But hey, who doesn’t love a challenge, right?

Join us now and experience the drama and manipulation of a small business owner in labor, all while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft. Will you be able to handle the chaos and come out on top? Join our server and find out!