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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1322 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 6829 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Emeralds Found: | 5881 |
| Crops Grown: | 4272 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
