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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7802 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Farms Harvested: | 937 |
Mines Excavated: | 3687 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!