Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!
Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!
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Goon MC
Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village
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MeatEater SMP: Hell’s Boss – Minecraft SMP
Afterlife, animal, Boss, carnivore, dietary choices, eating habits, Eternal Damnation, food chain, gluttony, guilty conscience, Hell, HellS, judgment day, Karma, meat lover, meateater, Minecraft, moral consequences, moral dilemma, punishment, Reincarnation, smp, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs, underworld
So, like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where you spawn in hell and all the animals are in charge because you ate them too much in real life, bro. Like, if you ate a lot of chickens, then chickens are the bosses in hell and they make you do chicken dances all day. But if you ate a lot of cows, then cows are the rulers and they force you to milk them all day. It’s like a crazy animal kingdom, but in hell, man. You gotta join this server to see which animal is gonna make your life a living hell, literally. It’s gonna be wild, dude. So come join us and let’s see who’s gonna be your animal overlord, hahaha!
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BlockBossBuster
annoying coworker, BlockBossBuster, Boss, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, coworker, coworker relationships, GED teacher, handling conflict, micromanaging, Professionalism, reporting issues, state prison system, tattletaling, trust between coworkers, work environment, work productivity, work responsibilities, workplace dynamics
Are you tired of being micromanaged at work? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you’re the boss! No more sticky notes reminding you to lock the door or constant supervision from boomers. On our server, you can build your own empire without anyone breathing down your neck.Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without someone asking if you remembered to submit your attendance. Picture yourself crafting epic structures without worrying about holding up a badge to a window. This server is your ticket to freedom from the prison of micromanagement!
Join now and experience the ultimate virtual escape from the clutches of overbearing coworkers. Build, explore, and conquer without anyone telling you what to do. It’s time to break free and unleash your creativity in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Let’s build a better tomorrow, one block at a time!
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ScrotumCraft – The Doggone Fun Server
animal hospital, bio-fluid, Boss, conversation starter, doggone, exaggerating, fact check, fiance’s dog scrotum, Fun, gross, leaking, living room, losing my mind, Permission, pet, ScrotumCraft, Server, throwing away, Tick, Trouble, Unique, WIBTA, work from home
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing interesting to talk about? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a totally unique experience that will have everyone talking – just like that dog’s scrotum your fiance brought home!Imagine the conversations you’ll have when you tell people about the time you found a dog’s scrotum in your living room. It’s a real icebreaker, let me tell you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who are just as fascinated by strange things as you are.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner. From unexpected items to bizarre situations, you never know what you’ll encounter next. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us and embrace the weirdness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet tick to add to your collection. Just make sure it doesn’t have any diseases, okay?
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YogaMatWars Minecraft Server
Boss, Client, community center, complaint, Details, in shape, mat location, Minecraft, Observation, Server, staggered rows, STARING, Sukhasana, Teacher Training, Ujjayi breath, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsafe space, Women, yoga, yoga class, yoga student, yoga teacher, YogaMatWars
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as flexible as a yogi in Sukhasana? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all levels of players, even those who need to take a breather and practice their Ujjayi breath to avoid feeling dizzy. Plus, we have staggered rows just like in a yoga class, so you’ll never feel crowded by other players.But beware, just like in a yoga class, there may be some drama. One player, let’s call him Dave, has been accused of staring at another player’s virtual butt. But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they need to take a break and stare straight ahead to avoid getting motion sickness.
Join our server now and experience the zen-like atmosphere of Minecraft mixed with the drama of a yoga class. Namaste and game on!
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ExSisterDrama Minecraft Server
Boss, co-workers, Communication, Confrontation, dead ex’s sister, emotional turmoil, end-of-life decisions, exclusion, ExSisterDrama, family, Friends, hero worship, Hiding, Hope, liver cirrhosis, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Support, vacation
🤣🌟 Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to witness the craziest love triangle you’ve ever seen – AITA BF’s dead sis in law is back and causing chaos in the virtual world!👻👫 Picture this: your boyfriend’s ex-wife is on her deathbed, but wait, there’s a twist! Her sister, who used to live with them, is back from the dead and causing all sorts of trouble. Will she steal your man? Will she bring her sister back to life? Only on our server will you find out!
🚗💨 Drive your virtual car for hours just like in the real world, as you navigate through the emotional turmoil of love, loss, and awkward lunch dates with the undead. Will you be excluded from the sister-in-law’s resurrection party, or will you be the hero who saves the day?
💍💔 Don’t miss out on the chance to meet all of your boyfriend’s family, friends, and co-workers, including his boss who is dying to meet you (pun intended). Will you be the one to finally uncover the truth behind this twisted love triangle, or will you be left driving in circles for eternity?
Join our server now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of AITA BF’s dead sis in law is back – because in Minecraft, anything is possible, even a ghostly love affair! 🤪🎮
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NATO SplurgeCraft
Boss, defense budget, defense funding, economic priorities, european parliament, european union, finance, government spending, international relations, Military, military alliances, military budget, military spending, nato, political decisions, rethink welfare, SECURITY, social programs, Splurge, SplurgeCraft, Welfare
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a military of pigs ready to take on any creepers that dare to step foot in our land. NATO boss said our server is the bomb dot com and you gotta join to see why. we got welfare for all our players so you can build the biggest, baddest base ever. European Parliament is shook by how awesome our server is, they can’t even handle it. so come on and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it.
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BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL
Accountability, attention to detail, Boss, BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL, Career Change, Communication, coworker dynamics, department manager, disconnect, fulfillment, home life, Job, job responsibilities, Observation, online orders, Performance, Retail, supervisors, vacation, work, work-life balance
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama just like this player escaped noticing their boss was gone for two weeks! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and hilarious misunderstandings.Reasons to join our server: 1. Our bosses are so chill, you might not even realize they’re there! 2. Build your dream world without worrying about real-life responsibilities. 3. Get lost in the game and forget about your real job, just like this player did. 4. No need to worry about disconnecting from reality, because in our server, anything goes!
So come join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even forget your boss’s name too!
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LunchBird Minecraft Server
#birdwatching, binoculars, birder, birding, Boss, Company, coworker, fasting, lunch break, LunchBird, Minecraft, office, office workers, OMAD, one meal a day, park, productivity, Server, Sunlight, Time management, Training, weekends, work-life balance
Are you tired of being judged for how you spend your lunch break? Come join our Minecraft server where you can birdwatch to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our virtual park is full of pixelated birds just waiting to be spotted with your virtual binoculars.Forget about productivity and spend your lunch break in our virtual world, where your boss can’t tell you how to spend your time. Who cares if other office workers see you birdwatching in our Minecraft park? They’ll be too busy trying to catch a glimpse of the rare diamond-encrusted parrot!
Join our server and let your inner birder soar free. Live a little, or a lot, in our virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the next rare bird spawn. Let’s show your boss that birdwatching is the ultimate lunch break activity!
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FantasyCraftPayday
Apology, Boss, Champion, Communication, DELAY, Etiquette, Fantasy Football, FantasyCraftPayday, holiday season, League, New Year, off guard, payment, response, REWARD, Standard, text messages, Victor, Winnings, work league
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be treated like royalty for your victories? Look no further than our server, where we pay out our winners in record time! Just like how our boss here took only 5 days to respond to a simple request for payment, we promise to uphold the highest standards of customer service in the gaming world.Join us now and experience the thrill of not having to wait for your rewards like a peasant. Our server is the place to be for all fantasy football champions who demand nothing but the best treatment. Don’t settle for anything less – come join us today and bask in the glory of instant gratification!
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KindDeed4Free – Minecraft SMP
Altruism, Charity, community service, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, giving back, Good deeds, helping hand, helping others, KindDeed4Free, Kindness, Making A Difference, Minecraft, paying it forward, philanthropy, positive impact, random acts of kindness, Selflessness, smp, spreading love, Support, Volunteer work
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of llamas. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a potato just because someone said it couldn’t be done?
But wait, there’s more! We have regular events like “Hide and Seek with Creepers” and “TNT Fishing Tournament” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… well, TNT. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party that only happens during full moons.
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where kindness is rewarded with diamond blocks and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you on the server, and remember: always be kind, unless someone steals your diamonds. Then it’s fair game.
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BlockyBliss
Achievements, balance, BlockyBliss, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Nature, Peace, positivity, purpose, relationships, self-care, success
Do you know what makes me happy in life? Joining this epic Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a diamond pickaxe that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So, if you want to experience the magic and madness of this server, come join us and let the good times roll!
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KurskCraft: Leopard2Defense
advances, armored vehicles, BOOSTING, Conflict, Defense, defense chief, deliveries, eastern front, European, German, germany, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leopard 2 tank, Leopard2Defense, Military, nato, SECURITY, Support, UKRAINIAN, War
hav u ever wanted to ride a leopard tank in minecraft? well dis server got u covered, cuz our german defense chief is all about boosting leopard 2 tank deliveries in kursk! join now and be part of the epic battle against ukrainian advances, ride tanks, blow stuff up, and have a blast with ur pals! come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a tank master in dis crazy world!
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BrunesCraft: Where Brunettes and Brunes Unite!
brown hair, Brunes, BrunesCraft, brunette definition, brunette facts, brunette hair, brunette history, brunette meaning, brunette men, brunette origin, brunette stereotypes, brunette tag, brunette trivia, brunette women, brunettes, brunettes vs brunes, gender stereotypes, hair color, men with brown hair, unite, women with brown hair
come join our epic minecraft server where brunettes rule the land! we have a secret society of brunes who have magical powers and can summon giant chocolate bars to fight off evil mobs.if you join now, you’ll get a free pet squirrel that can do your mining for you while you sit back and sip on a pumpkin spice latte.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a true brune warrior!
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BrainwaveRx: Electric Med Infusion
accurate method, Brain, brain health, brain therapy, brain tumors, BrainwaveRx, drug delivery, drug therapies, Electric, electric field, external reservoir, Infusion, innovative treatment, life saving, Med, Medical research, Medicine, neurological diseases, neuroscience, researchers, specific targets, timely delivery, Treatment
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but ur brain is like “nah, not today bro”? well, guess what, this server is like the cure for ur brain’s laziness! we got this crazy new method where we zap u with electric fields to infuse u with all the minecraft goodness u need. it’s like getting a brain massage but with blocks and creepers instead of oils and candles.join us and experience the ultimate brain therapy while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs boring old medicine when u can have a dose of minecraft madness instead? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get zappin’ and craftin’!
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VeneziaMC
Architecture, Claim, cool mods, Create, developer, Empire, Event, games, Inspired, Mini Games, Modded, nation, power, Roleplay, rp, RPG, splatoon, Survival, TITAN, Vanilla, Vinci, werewolf
Veneziamc wants to offer you a modded RPG gameplay [construit ton empire, claim le et devient la nation la plus puissante] and RP [petite survie remplie d’évent et d’architecture] (with create and lots of cool mods), as well as vanilla gameplay with new games configured by our developer (the Vinci inspired by splatoon and the Titan inspired by the werewolf of thiercelieux)
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Towny
Adventures, BUILD, collaborate, Community, dream town, Explore, Fly, immersive world, minecraft server, new players, seasoned players, Survival, Towny, welcoming environment
Welcome to Towny Survival! Join our friendly community where everyone has the ability to fly and explore a vast, immersive world. Build your dream town, collaborate with others, and embark on exciting adventures. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, our server offers a welcoming environment for all.
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Not Left Behind Minecraft Server
Adventure, Allies, Bravery, courage, determination, Escape, friendship, Hero’s Journey, Heroes, left, left behind, loyalty, Minecraft, perseverance, Protagonist, rescued, SAVED, Server, Sidekick, Survival, teamwork, triumph, Victory
Are you tired of being the sidekick in every adventure? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally be the hero! Join us and become the ultimate legend in a world where even the chickens have epic quests.Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a creeper challenge Chuck Norris to a TNT throwing contest and let’s just say, the creeper is still picking up the pieces.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of golden apples leading you to the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and stacks on stacks of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and show the world that you are the true hero who didn’t get left behind!
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LeakyBlackMythReviewsMC-SMP
25 hours long, 50 transformations, 8.5/10, Boring, Cinematics, devil may cry, English Dub, Game, goty, graphics, Leaks.., LeakyBlackMythReviewsMCSMP, main story, Real Black Myth Reviews, serviceable, Skill Tree, Small, souls fans, stutters
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the main story is a whopping 25 hours long – that’s longer than it takes for a creeper to explode in your face!But wait, there’s more! We have over 50 transformations that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. And if you think the game gets boring without these transformations, just wait until you see our small skill tree – it’s so small, it makes a baby chicken look like a giant!
Our game may stutter a bit, but that just adds to the challenge – it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode! And don’t even get me started on our cinematics – they’re so good, you’ll be scratching your head trying to follow along like a confused villager.
And if you’re a souls fan, you’ll find our game a walk in the park – literally, because we have a beautiful park in our server that you can stroll through while admiring the stunning graphics. One reviewer even said our game plays more like Devil May Cry, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a game that’s good enough to run for Game of the Year – one reviewer even gave it an 8.5/10, which is higher than the number of diamonds you’ll find in a mineshaft!
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MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server
assisted living, Boundaries, caregiving, children, cleanliness, Cleanup, CREW, Decision making, family, family dynamics, health, hygiene, mental health, MIL, Minecraft, obesity, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, Support
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wiping someone’s ass for them? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.