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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5256 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.
also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.
oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
