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Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that sing sea shanties when you mine with them.
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