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BornToMine Minecraft SMP
BELIEF, Born, BornToMine, Despair, Environment, fucked up, genetics, Hope, intervention, Lifetime, mental health, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, pessimism, Possibility, pre-disposed, Psychology, Recovery, resilience, Save, smp, Therapy, TraumaHey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious SMP out there? We’ve got a server full of players who were born with a special talent for causing absolute mayhem wherever they go.Picture this: one player was born with a curse that makes them explode every time they try to mine diamonds. Another player has a pet chicken that follows them around everywhere, constantly laying eggs that turn into creepers. And don’t even get us started on the player who can summon an army of angry llamas with just a flick of their wrist.
If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos, then this is the place for you. Join us and see if you can survive the madness – or better yet, become the most legendary troublemaker of them all!
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RetireCraft: Born Ready
animal kingdom, Animals, Born, dreams, early retirement, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Future, goals, humans, life cycle, Long-term goals, MONEY, Nature, Planning, Ready, RetireCraft, Retirement, retirement age, retirement savings, SAVING, wealth, workjoin our epic minecraft server where u can retire early like a human!!! forget working hard for years, just log on and BAM u are living the good life like a boss. all the other animals will be jelly of ur retirement swag. u can chillax, build epic castles, and rule over ur kingdom like a true retirement king. come join us and live the dream, cuz who needs to work when u can retire in style in minecraft???? #retirementgoals #livingthedream #minecraftkingdom -
Geopolitical Minecraft server Townthrive: Where towns are born and thrive!
Born, Geopolitical, Minecraft, PvP Survival Economy Roleplay Quests Minigames Creative Skyblock Factions Vanilla Plugins Events Custom Hardcore Modded Java Bedrock Whitelist Community Resource pack, Server, smp, Thrive, Towns, TownThriveGeopolitical Minecraft server: Townthrive
Features 1.20.x + Crossplay Online 24/7 Averages 20+ players a day! Guns! Civilization: Towny, Dynmap, Voicechat, Movecraft Join now! Join Discord to be whitelisted
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. What version of Minecraft is required? We support version 1.20.x and crossplay. Is the server always online? Yes, the server is online 24/7. How many players can the server handle? We average 20+ players a day, but can accommodate more. What are some of the key features of the server? We have guns, Towny civilization, Dynmap, Voicechat, and Movecraft. -
BabyBlockerCraft
AITAH, baby bump, BabyBlockerCraft, Born, distant cousin, due date, family dynamics, fetal abnormalities, GRIEVING, healing, medical reasons, mental health, moving on, panic attack, refusing to see a baby, Sadness, Support, Termination, uncontrollable jealousy, UnderstandingLooking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of avoiding babies at family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the baby bump madness and focus on building your virtual world instead.We understand the pain of seeing someone else’s baby when you’ve experienced loss. Our community is here to support you and provide a safe space where you can heal at your own pace. Plus, we have virtual urns for all your virtual baby memories (just kidding, that would be weird).
So come join us and let your creativity flow as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. And remember, on our server, babies are strictly pixelated!
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TransgenderDad Minecraft Server
acceptance, Born, discrimination, family, Father, Gender Identity, gender recognition, girl, Japan, landmark case, Legal, LGBTQ, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, Ruling, Server, society, Switch, top court, Transgender, TransgenderDad, WOMANso like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft servers, but we don’t rule on boring stuff like laws and stuff. we rule on who gets to be the “father” of a baby in the game after a switcharoo gender change! it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, you never know who’s gonna be the daddy next! join us for the drama and the laughs, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss out on! -
Blocktopia Minecraft Server
accent, actual soul, blocktopia, Born, bumfuck nowhere, China, crazy, English, first world, inflated, ISLAND, Language, legal location, Lottery, Minecraft, Npc, retarded, Server, Singaporeans, Soul, SUCKS, Ugly, WORSTWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!
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SquidSlayers Minecraft Server
beat the squid, boss battle, boss fight, defeating bosses, defeating the giant squid, epic battle, game tactics, game walkthrough, Gaming, Gaming Tips, giant enemy, giant squid, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, sea monster, Server, squid boss, SquidSlayers, strategy, tentacles, Tips, underwater creature, video game bossAre you tired of getting wrecked by a giant squid every time you try to explore the ocean in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have trained dolphins that will ride into battle with you against those pesky squids. Join us and become the ultimate squid slayer!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underwater city where mermaids throw epic parties every night. Dive deep into the ocean and party like a fish with your new aquatic friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet shark. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and conquer the giant squid once and for all!
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CraftyImmigrationMC Server
cheap labor, Colonialism, cousins, CraftyImmigrationMC, dishonest, dubious, Evidence, FACTORY, fallacious, gdp, Hospital, housing shortage, humanoid robots, Immigrants, immigration, Indians, japanese, Jews, labor shortage, nation of immigrants, Nazis, nursing home, racism, Revenge, self-interest, Server, specious, Store, Supporters, unsupported, warehouse, White Australia policy, workersWelcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.
So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.
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DadCraft2021
acknowledgment, advice, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, DadCraft2021, Disappointment, emotions, Expectations, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, Gifts, in-laws, Intentions, mother’s day, new parents, relationships, vindictive, WIBTAAre you tired of being a neglected parent in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where neglecting your spouse on special occasions is not only encouraged, but rewarded!Join us as we celebrate not getting gifts for Mother’s Day or Father’s Day, because who needs appreciation anyways? Watch as your in-game spouse forgets to do anything special for you, only to be scolded by their in-game father-in-law and finally make a half-hearted attempt to make amends.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of deciding whether or not to return the favor on Father’s Day by not getting your in-game husband anything at all. Will you be the ultimate master of passive-aggressiveness or will you show mercy and give him a gift days late? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and revel in the drama and chaos of neglecting your in-game spouse on special occasions. Who knew virtual parenting could be so wild?
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RedSeaRaiders
90, Conflict, container shipping, Decline, economic impact, geopolitical tensions, global economy, Houthi attacks, international trade, maritime security, maritime transportation, MIDDLE EAST, Red Sea, RedSeaRaiders, regional instability, security threats, Shipping industry, supply chain disruption, Trade routes, Undeterred, Yemenhaha yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got Houthi attacks and container shipping drama like u never seen before! our Red Sea be poppin’ off with all da action, u gotta join to see it for yo self!we got players dodging Houthi attacks left and right, trying to ship their goods through the Red Sea like it’s a dang obstacle course! it’s like a real-life game of Minecraft but with more explosions and drama, u feel me?
come join our server and experience the thrill of international trade being squeezed by Houthi attacks, it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! plus, who doesn’t wanna see container shipping decline by 90% in a virtual world? it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in Minecraft form!
so what u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a blast! just watch out for them Houthi attacks, they ain’t playin’ around in our virtual Red Sea!
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HoloCraft Minecraft Server
death of a monarch, digital afterlife, Futuristic technology, HoloCraft, hologram entertainment, hologram innovation, hologram memorial, hologram performance, hologram technology, hologram tribute, holographic projection, IDC, indifference, Minecraft, royal controversy, Royal drama, royal family, royal legacy, royal mourning, Royal scandal, Server, Still dead, The Royal HologramAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s practically on fire! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s twin brother, Fluffy. He’s not as scary as his sibling, but he sure knows how to throw a party. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest block in all of Minecraft, the Bacon Block, can only be found on our server.
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and let the madness begin!