On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let your inner Filipino man run wild!
Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!
So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.
Picture this: one player was born with a curse that makes them explode every time they try to mine diamonds. Another player has a pet chicken that follows them around everywhere, constantly laying eggs that turn into creepers. And don’t even get us started on the player who can summon an army of angry llamas with just a flick of their wrist.
If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos, then this is the place for you. Join us and see if you can survive the madness – or better yet, become the most legendary troublemaker of them all!
| Features |
|---|
| 1.20.x + Crossplay |
| Online 24/7 |
| Averages 20+ players a day! |
| Guns! |
| Civilization: Towny, Dynmap, Voicechat, Movecraft |
Join now! Join Discord to be whitelisted
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. |
| What version of Minecraft is required? | We support version 1.20.x and crossplay. |
| Is the server always online? | Yes, the server is online 24/7. |
| How many players can the server handle? | We average 20+ players a day, but can accommodate more. |
| What are some of the key features of the server? | We have guns, Towny civilization, Dynmap, Voicechat, and Movecraft. |
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, SHEEP THAT CAN RAP, AND CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS!
JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, MINE DIAMONDS WITH A SPOON, AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT!
OUR MODS ARE SO CRAZY, THEY TURNED THE OCEAN INTO LAVA AND MADE THE MOON OUT OF CHEESE!
COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON IS AFRAID OF US! YEEHAW! 🤠🔥🐲🧀
We understand the pain of seeing someone else’s baby when you’ve experienced loss. Our community is here to support you and provide a safe space where you can heal at your own pace. Plus, we have virtual urns for all your virtual baby memories (just kidding, that would be weird).
So come join us and let your creativity flow as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. And remember, on our server, babies are strictly pixelated!