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Minecraft SMP: Degree in Redstone Engineering

career advancement, Career Transition, Degree, degree retention, Engineering, engineering job market, entry level, Experience, industrial automation, industrial automation career, industrial automation success, IT, job application, job market challenges, job satisfaction, Job Search, Minecraft, networking, problem solving, Redstone, salary demands, service job, smp, travel, virtualization

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and making you question your life choices? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the soul-sucking job market by building your own empire in a virtual world where the only termination you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper.

Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?

So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

art, Communication, deep, emotions, Expression, image, Impactful, Interpretation, intricate, Meaning, Message, Minecraft, nonverbal, PALS, Perception, photography, PIXEL, Powerful, Server, speaks volumes, storytelling, Symbolism, Thought-provoking, Visual Communication

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Farms Harvested:	223
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

Bald by Choice Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, bald, bald by choice, bald men, balding, balding men, balding options, balding remedies, balding solutions, baldness, Choice, Confidence, dating preferences, Femanons, male attractiveness, male grooming, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical appearance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, smp, societal standards

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1557
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where baldness is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!

Brother’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#workout, active lifestyle, BLOCK, brother, brotherhood, brotherly activities, brotherly bonding, brotherly love, brotherly support, brothers, Exercise, family, family time, FITNESS, Minecraft, Party, play together, Playtime, Server, sibling activities, sibling fun, sibling relationship, Siblings, siblings bonding, workout buddies

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crops Grown:	9810	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by my buff brother who will challenge you to a push-up contest before you can even start playing. But don’t worry, once you prove your strength, you’ll have access to our exclusive diamond mine where the diamonds are so big, you’ll need a forklift to carry them all. So come join us at DoobyBros and get ready for a wild ride of muscles, diamonds, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry.

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, attention edition, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Extras, Forge, general, guides, installation guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, Minecraft, models, nativeisekaitoo, Openpose editor extension, PDXL, PonyXL, prompt guide, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES, wikis

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, dynamic, Economy, endless possibilities, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, Immersive, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting world, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Animals Bred:	72	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.87.231:32765

””> Multi-Billion Company Minecraft Server””

budget constraints, Company, corporate greed, Developer Team, diverse team of developers, economic challenges, expensive products, financial difficulties, financial strain, financial struggles, high-priced items, inadequate funding, lack of investment, lack of resources, lack of support, Minecraft, multi-billion company, multibillion, overpriced products, selling $90 mount, Server, struggling employees, team support., underpaid developers

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to the most boujee Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We may be a multi-billion company, but don’t let that intimidate you. We’re just trying to support our diverse team of developers…by selling a $90 mount in-game. Hey, a diamond horse with a top hat doesn’t pay for itself, you know?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!

Liv is THICCC Minecraft SMP

attractive, Beautiful, body image, body positive, CONFIDENT, curves, curvy, empowerment, fashion, liv, Liv is THICCC, Minecraft, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Sexy, smp, THICCC, Thick, voluptuous

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have one rule and one rule only: Liv is THICCC. Seriously, Liv’s character model is just so voluptuous that it’s become a legend on the server. People come from far and wide just to catch a glimpse of Liv’s pixelated curves.

But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses

Board, extremism, facebook, Haven, hellhole, kikes, loses, Minecraft, national socialist, nationalism, pajeets, Plebbit, Politics, prowhite, Quality, racism, redneck, Server, social media, Southern, Southerners, trump, White Supremacy, zionist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2908	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Mines Excavated:	2961	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of redneck zionists ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate prowhite and National Socialist haven! Say goodbye to kikes and pajeets, because we only welcome true Aryan gamers here. Join us for a truly pure gaming experience where the only thing sapping quality is our epic battles and insane builds. So come on, join us and let’s reclaim Minecraft for the master race!

SoccerMom Minecraft SMP

child development, competitive sports, concussion risk, discipline, extracurricular activities, football, high school, Kid, letting, long term benefits, Minecraft, parenting, physical activity, Play, Safety concerns, smp, Soccer, SoccerMom, Social Skills, sports, team sports, teamwork, youth athletics

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3007	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of your kid coming home with grass stains and sweaty socks from playing boring old football or soccer in high school? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your kid can battle creepers and zombies instead of other teams! Who needs a concussion when you can have a diamond sword? Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why settle for a boring old sports team when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate block-busting champion? Join now and let the madness begin!