Do you think baby Nepo has what it takes to dominate the Minecraft world? Imagine a world where baby Nepo is the ruler of all things blocky and pixelated. Join our server and witness the epic rise of baby Nepo as they build the most insane structures and defeat all enemies with their adorable charm. Who needs talent when you have baby Nepo leading the way? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!
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NepoCraft: Born to Mine!
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Born Above, Die Below, Ground Level
join our epic minecraft server because we have a secret underground city where all the cool kids hang out. we have a roller coaster that takes you straight to the center of the earth where you can high five satan himself. our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. plus, we have a secret society of chickens who wear tiny tophats and monocles. come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure where you’ll be at ground level and beyond at the same time. it’s like math, but way more fun!
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Baby Boom Server
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the consequences of US abortion bans are more babies and higher infant mortality! We got an estimated 478 extra infant deaths in da 14 states with bans, but don’t worry cuz we also got around one extra baby born per 1,000 woman! Dat’s a total of 22,180 additional babies across da country, so come on and help us take care of all dem babies in Minecraft! Build cribs, feed ’em milk buckets, and make sure dey don’t fall into lava pits! It’s a wild ride on dis server, so join now for some baby-makin’ fun!
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Muggle Born Granger’s Server
come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got more magic than a wand shop in diagon alley! we got spells that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies and potions that make you run faster than a hippogriff on caffeine!our server is so lit, even voldemort would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being defeated by a teenage wizard). we have a sorting hat that will place you in your perfect house, whether you’re brave like a gryffindor or sneaky like a slytherin.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret chamber that only opens for those who can speak parseltongue (or know the password, but where’s the fun in that?). inside, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams, like diamonds the size of hagrid’s hands and emeralds that shine brighter than dumbledore’s beard.
so come on down to our magical minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky dementors, but we’ll take care of those). join us and be part of a community that’s more magical than a quidditch match at hogwarts!
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YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!
So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.
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RetireCraft: Born Ready
join our epic minecraft server where u can retire early like a human!!! forget working hard for years, just log on and BAM u are living the good life like a boss. all the other animals will be jelly of ur retirement swag. u can chillax, build epic castles, and rule over ur kingdom like a true retirement king. come join us and live the dream, cuz who needs to work when u can retire in style in minecraft???? #retirementgoals #livingthedream #minecraftkingdom
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Geopolitical Minecraft server Townthrive: Where towns are born and thrive!
Geopolitical Minecraft server: Townthrive
Features 1.20.x + Crossplay Online 24/7 Averages 20+ players a day! Guns! Civilization: Towny, Dynmap, Voicechat, Movecraft Join now! Join Discord to be whitelisted
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. What version of Minecraft is required? We support version 1.20.x and crossplay. Is the server always online? Yes, the server is online 24/7. How many players can the server handle? We average 20+ players a day, but can accommodate more. What are some of the key features of the server? We have guns, Towny civilization, Dynmap, Voicechat, and Movecraft.
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EternalCraft: Born to Mine, Built to Last
YO YO YO, LISTEN UP Y’ALL! THIS SERVER BE SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS BE DROPPIN’ IT LIKE IT’S HOT!WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, SHEEP THAT CAN RAP, AND CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS!
JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, MINE DIAMONDS WITH A SPOON, AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT!
OUR MODS ARE SO CRAZY, THEY TURNED THE OCEAN INTO LAVA AND MADE THE MOON OUT OF CHEESE!
COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON IS AFRAID OF US! YEEHAW! 🤠🔥🐲🧀
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BabyBlockerCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of avoiding babies at family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the baby bump madness and focus on building your virtual world instead.We understand the pain of seeing someone else’s baby when you’ve experienced loss. Our community is here to support you and provide a safe space where you can heal at your own pace. Plus, we have virtual urns for all your virtual baby memories (just kidding, that would be weird).
So come join us and let your creativity flow as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. And remember, on our server, babies are strictly pixelated!
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NonConsensualCraft
welcome to dis minecraft server where u can escape da non-consensual existence of da real world and enter a land of blocky bliss. u will be greeted by a unicorn riding a chicken and handed a diamond sword made from the tears of a creeper.join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon tree and battle the evil potato army. build ur own castle made entirely of cake and ride a rainbow llama into battle against the evil villagers who steal ur diamonds.
we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with pandas. our community is filled with friendly players who will help u build ur dream pixel palace and protect u from the wrath of the ender dragon.
so come join us on dis server where da only limit is ur imagination and da only rule is to have fun. because in dis world, existence is what u make of it. so why not make it blocktastic?