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BugCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, bathroom, boris johnson, BugCraft, Bugged, covert operation, eavesdropping, Espionage, government surveillance, Israeli PM, listening device, Minecraft, Netanyahu, political conspiracy, political scandal, privacy breach, privacy invasion, secret recording, security team, Server, Surveillance, thunderbox, wiretapping

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9012	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

arms control, Ban, Bans, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, government intervention., international relations, lifting ban, military strike, missile banlift., missile technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Shadow, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.

UkraineCraft: Boris & Trump Edition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	801	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

So, like, imagine Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, right? They’re chilling in Minecraft, building a wall around Ukraine. But then Putin shows up with a bunch of creepers and skeletons, trying to ruin their plans. It’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pickaxes. Join our server to see if Boris and Trump can save Ukraine from the evil forces of Putin! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where Herobrine is the DJ. It’s lit, fam. Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds and ruins the party!

BritBlockParty

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	228	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dimension Hops:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? well, u found the right place, my friend! come join us on this epic server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do stand-up comedy.

we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, and the zombies are actually really good at karaoke. u can build ur own castle in the sky and ride a unicorn to battle against the evil ender dragon.

join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could u ask for? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s gooooooo! 🎉🍰🦄🎤

MineCraftMayhem: ToryTakedown

Analysis, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, Democracy, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, landslide victory, MinecraftMayhem, opinion polls, opposition, Parliament, political parties, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, Results, Tories, ToryTakedown, UK elections, Voting

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	235666	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring politics and ready for some epic Minecraft battles instead? Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between Labour and the Tories in a virtual world! Will Corbyn’s creepers defeat Boris’s skeletons? Only one way to find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown to wear in-game. So why waste time on real-world politics when you can have way more fun here? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

PutinCraft: Boris’s Lies & Farage’s Parrots

boris johnson, Boriss, brexit, Conflict, conservative party, Diplomacy, european union, extremism, far right, Farage, Farages, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Lies, Misinformation, parrots, Politics, Propaganda, putin, PutinCraft, uk, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	278
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Crops Grown:	8381
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine if boris johnson and nigel farage were minecraft characters, fighting over who gets the last porkchop in the village. it’s like a political showdown but in blocky pixel form. join us and witness the drama unfold as these two politicians battle it out in the world of minecraft. who will come out on top? who will build the biggest wall? find out on our server, where anything can happen, even boris johnson calling out farage for parroting putin’s lies. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the chaos!

RingHeistCraft

BETRAYAL, concentration camp, difficult decision, engagement ring, ethical dilemma, ex-fiancé, family heirloom, family history, financial dispute, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, intervention, loyalty, moral dilemma, Nazi Germany, personal values, RingHeistCraft, sentimental value, wedding dress

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mines Excavated:	1779	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Love Letters Sent:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, scandal, and family heirlooms!

Imagine a world where players are engaged, but not in the traditional sense. We’ve got engagement rings with more drama than a reality TV show. Picture this: a ring passed down from a Jewish woman in Nazi Germany, rescued from a concentration camp, only to be sold by a player who just doesn’t care. But fear not, our hero swoops in, grabs the ring, and returns it to its rightful owner, all while dodging potential arrest and becoming the ultimate moral compass of the server.

If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a high school romance, then join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family heirlooms and scandalous betrayals to keep you entertained?

ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2445	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchantments Applied:	116
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	7757
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Towns Built:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3602	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	474	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	999091	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!