Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server

98-108 IQ range, Average, blocky, Boredom, Boring, Busters, conventional, dull, lackluster, mediocre, midwits, Minecraft, mundane, normal, Server, unengaging, unexceptional, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unremarkable, unstimulating

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of being a basic midwit with a boring 98-108 IQ range? Do you long for a place where you can unleash your inner craziness and embrace the weird and wonderful? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where only the most outlandish and hilarious players are welcome!

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build the most insane structures and pull off the most ridiculous pranks. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for being just another average normal player when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Trust us, once you step foot in our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

bad games, Boring, Disappointment, fell for, frustrating, games, Gaming, jetpack, killing monsters, Let Me Down, letdown, Mario, mario games, Mario jetpack, Minecraft, Monsters, PALS, PIXEL, regret, Server, Shit, video games, wasted potential, wasted time

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, we have Mario jetpacks that can kill monsters with just one blast! Imagine flying around the world, shooting fireballs at creepers and zombies – it’s like a Mario game on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the challenges within and claim the riches hidden deep below.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of Mario jetpacks and epic treasure hunts? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

Adults, Armor statues, bland, Boring, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, DragonCraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Expansion, Farms, java, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, respectful, Running, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, Version, Years

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Enchantments Applied:	56
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Votes:	9529
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Votes:	6072	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	169
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Simply Unspectacular Minecraft Players: The Boring Adventures

Adventures, AudioPlayer, Bluemap, Boring, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Minecraft, Nether, Players, PVP Event, Simple VoiceChat, Simply, unspectacular, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	117	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Towns Built:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Minecraft Version	Java 1.21
Whitelisted	Yes

Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community server where players can build, explore, and make new friends. The server is vanilla, running on Java 1.21, and is constantly updated with the latest features and updates. With a diverse player base from around the world, Ordinary SMP offers a welcoming environment for players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can connect through our Discord server. Simply click on the link provided and get whitelisted to start playing with the community.

2. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, the server has mods like BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more. These mods enhance the gameplay experience for players.

3. Is there grief protection on the server?

Despite being a vanilla server, Ordinary SMP has measures in place to protect player builds from griefers. This ensures that players can enjoy their creations without worry.

4. What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts various events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. These events provide opportunities for players to engage with one another and have fun together.

5. What makes Ordinary SMP different from other servers?

Ordinary SMP stands out for its active and diverse player base, community-focused gameplay, and whitelisted server to maintain a high-quality environment. With a range of events and opportunities for players to collaborate, Ordinary SMP offers a unique experience for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Absolutely Nothing SMP: Unmodded! Unwhitelisted! So boring even a 12-year-old could handle it!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1
Online	24/7
Mods	Origins, Ice and Fire, Create, OTBWG, Stellarity, etc (Over 70 mods). Simple Voice Chat coming soon.
Age Range	13-25
Whitelisted	Yes
Active Players	15
Server Age	7 months, recent reset 3 days ago
Location	Germany, with players from Asia, Australia, and America
Rules	No Griefing/Lifesteal, focused on Building, Grinding, and Hanging out. No Land Claims.
Staff	Nice staff members

To join, add zariaah on discord to be given a form and get whitelisted!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

Contact zariaah on discord to get whitelisted.
What mods are included in the server?

The server includes mods like Origins, Ice and Fire, Create, OTBWG, Stellarity, and over 70 more. Simple Voice Chat will be added soon.
What are the server rules?

No Griefing/Lifesteal, focus on Building, Grinding, and Hanging out. No Land Claims allowed.
Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany, but has players from Asia, Australia, and America as well.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Boring, ceremony, Conversation, dismissal bell, end of school, final day, Friends, Graduation, graduation rehearsal, hidden area, high school, Last Day, Life, Memories, Minecraft, Monster, Picture, Rehearsal, Reminiscing, school life, secondary school, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ores Mined:	6738
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring school days and endless rehearsals for graduation? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and sip on virtual Monsters while chatting about life in hidden areas with your friends. Who needs real life when you can have epic adventures in our crazy world? Say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun on our server!

Barebones MP: The Only Server Where You Can Forget About Crafting Tables & Just Talk About Boring Adult Stuff While Mincrafting Together

Adult, Barebones, Boring, Cheating, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Events, forget, Gaming, Giveaways, Griefing, Map Reset, Mincrafting, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, rules, Server, smp, Stuff, Tables, Talk, Uptime, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

BareBonesMP <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/derivative-gaming-minecraft/">Server</a> Overview

BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Season 7 Started August 5th, 2024)

Features	Links
IP	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website	https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

Welp, Raw Minecraft SMP fucking Minecraft SMP sucked

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Farms Harvested:	283

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep stampedes through your base, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, only to be interrupted by a horde of zombie pigmen joining in on the fun?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and will stop at nothing to rule the server with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you dare to challenge their rule?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	184
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	145	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	9589
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	646	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

Adult, Christian, college fund, college student, Disown, expensive gift, financial support, Gay, iPhone, laptop, Leeching, Lifestyle, Mac laptop, ParentalPiggybacker, parents, privileged, rug-pulled, safe position, south-asian household, sunk cost fallacy, ungrateful

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

AVOID, avoid this car, bad experience, CAR, Disappointed, DISAPPOINTING, do not recommend, frustrating, LEMON, Minecraft, mistake, never buy again, not worth it, poor quality, regret, regretful purchase, RegretfulRide, smp, Terrible Experience, unreliable, unreliable car, Waste of Money, worst car

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2006
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

America, AVOID, decision, Destination, dislike, Explore, never go, NoWayInNebraskaMC, opinion, Preference, State, tourism, travel, united states, unpopular, US State, vacation, Visit

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crops Grown:	6774	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

climate change, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorists, control, critical thinking, fake news, Hurricane, Hurricanes, internet culture, lost the plot, mental health, Minecraft, Misinformation, natural disasters, need to log off, online behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Server, skepticism, social media, technology addiction, weather control

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crops Grown:	8965	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Boring Minecraft Servers

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BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Season 7 Started August 5th, 2024)

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