Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.
But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.
And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP and griefing are encouraged on the server. |
| Are there any land protection plugins? | No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins on the server. |
| Is there a currency or economy system? | No, there is no currency, factions, or economy plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. |
| Are there any world resets? | No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding date. |
| Are there any teleportation commands? | No, there is no /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server. |
Join us for some comfy vibes and chaotic energy. We got Froot, Geega, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen all doing their thing.
It’s like a virtual circus up in here, with streams and videos galore. Want some dedicated discussions? We got you covered with Kson, Henya, Mouse, and more.
Don’t miss out on the madness, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s get weird together! 🤪🎉🔥
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to players wearing glasses. Legend has it that if you keep your glasses on during a thunderstorm, the creeper will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a chest full of dirt blocks.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge – wearing glasses while getting down and dirty in the pixelated world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
| Server IP | mc.playobscuros.com |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW |
| Mod | Pixelmon Mod |
Since 2014, Obscuros has been dedicated to providing unique & fun experiences with custom content for everyone to enjoy, while also offering a competitive scene. We keep things fresh with frequent updates & new features, and aim to be a cozy home with no resets for players to always come back to. It’s likely that you’ll see something new every day in the Obscuros Region, with its variety of species, locations, and activities.
To join the Obscuros server, simply input the server IP – mc.playobscuros.com – into your Minecraft client and connect.
Pixelmon Mod is a modification for Minecraft that adds Pokemon to the game, allowing players to catch, train, and battle Pokemon in the Minecraft world.
Yes, Obscuros provides frequent updates and new features to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for players.
No, Obscuros does not reset the server, providing a stable and consistent environment for players to enjoy their gameplay without the fear of losing progress.
You can join the Obscuros Discord server by following the link provided – https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW – to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay updated on server news and announcements.
