EuroCrusade Minecraft Server

anticipation, battle, boring game, captain Saladin, Competition, EURO, EuroCrusade, Europe, EXCITEMENT, Flags, football, historical reference, leadership, medieval vibes, Minecraft, national team, new crusade, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, Sportsmanship, Tournament, Turkish NT

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you back to the days of medieval crusades? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you feel like you’re leading your own army into battle against your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that the Turkish National Team is considering naming their captain Saladin after playing on our server. Join now for a truly immersive and hilarious gaming experience!

LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

Boons, Boring, boring content, boring game, boring gameplay, boring updates, Characters, disappointing sequel, enemies, Hades, Hades 2, lackluster sequel, Lame, LolCraft, repetitive tasks, Story, Tasks, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive sequel, Visuals, voice acting, weapons, worse than Hades 1

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3708	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

Snooty Stressbusters: Minecraft Madness on Thursdays!

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Guide, GVH Download & Assets, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Modding Guide, Mods, previous threads, snoot, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, Stress Relief Edition, Stressbusters, thread archives, THURSDAY, thursdays

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ores Mined:	7573	Void Armor Forged:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game! That’s right, I Wani Hug That Gator is just one of the crazy adventures you can embark on in our world. And if that’s not enough, how about playing Snoot Game where you can experience the thrill of a lifetime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with an epic OST that will have you grooving while you build your empire. And don’t forget about our Fang board playlists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re into mods, we’ve got you covered with a modding guide that will blow your mind. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before with our insane collection of mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your girl will even help you relax in ways you never thought possible.

Block Party

BLOCK, collected, communism, Communist parties, comparison, debate, extremism, fascism, History, Ideology, leadership, National Socialist parties, nationalism, organization, Parties, Party, Politics, PROFESSIONAL, Propaganda, rhetoric, serious, socialism

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ores Mined:	9514
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old political parties? Want something more exciting and chaotic? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the communist parties are throwing epic dance parties and the National Socialist parties are trying to organize a bake sale.

On our server, you can witness the communist parties building giant statues of Karl Marx out of diamond blocks while the National Socialist parties are busy arguing over who gets to be the leader of their faction.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles where the communist parties fight with pickaxes and the National Socialist parties try to defend their territory with… well, not much.

So why settle for boring political parties when you can join the madness on our Minecraft server? Come join us today and experience the craziest political showdown you’ve ever seen!

Jungle Bitchcraft: Where LOLs and Creepers Collide

animalistic, Bitch, Bitchcraft, collide, CONFIDENT, CREEPERS, Dominant, Exotic, fierce, fierce woman, JUNGLE, Kek, kek what a jungle bitch, lols, Lush, Nature, Powerful, primal, savage, Tropical, UNTAMED, what a jungle bitch, Wild

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	730599	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the jungle is our playground and the creepers are our besties! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime, filled with banana-loving zombies, sassy parrots, and a secret underground lair where the llamas throw the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Diamond Unicorn, whose magical horn can grant wishes and turn any block into a sparkly rainbow explosion.

So come on down to our jungle paradise and join the fun! Just watch out for the sneaky ocelots and the mischievous pandas, because you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s a jungle worth exploring!

Survivor’s SMP: Where creepers are scarier than Pythagoras’s theorem!

Active, add-ons, auto crafters, bedrock, Claim protection, commands, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Custom end city, Discord, discord server, DROPS, Fast Decay, Friendly, java, money system, Plugins, Pythagorass, Rtp, scarier, Sethome, smp, Staff Team, Survival, survivors, theorem, Tpa, Vaults

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	2689
Enchantments Applied:	86	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387

Survivors SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
No Money system	Focus on gameplay without currency
Active Community	Supportive and friendly community
Add-ons and Plugins	Enhanced gameplay with fun plugins
Compatibility	Available on both Bedrock and Java editions
Active Staff Team	Helpful staff members to assist players
Active Discord	Engage with the community on Discord
Claim Protections	Keep your builds safe with claim protections

Survivors SMP Server FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join through the Discord link provided here. No application required.

Q: Are there any specific server rules?

A: The rules are outlined in the Discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the staff.

Q: Can I play on both Bedrock and Java editions?

A: Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.

Q: What kind of plugins are available on the server?

A: The server has survival plugins to enhance gameplay, including fast decay trees, auto crafters, and vaults.

Q: Is there a way to protect my builds?

A: Yes, claim protections are available to keep your builds safe.

Star Honkai: Rail LOLz

Character Banners, drip marketing, Fire Destruction, firefly, HANYA, Harmony, Honkai, jade, Light Cone Banners, lolz, myriad celestia, preview page, Quantum Erudition, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, topaz, Trailer, Xueyi

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Towns Built:	8
Ores Mined:	561	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with excitement and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can ride on dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy! On our server, the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive character banners like Robin, Topaz, and Hanya that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, redeemable codes for epic loot that will make your friends green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyHairRaiders

acceptance, bald, beauty standards, combing, Confidence, confusion, CraftyHairRaiders, empowerment, Experience, Exploration, hair, Intimacy, making it, relationships, self-image, sex, society, Stereotypes, taboo, WOMAN, WTF

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	97
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the players! Ever wanted to feel like you’ve truly “made it” in the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you’ll feel like a boss after just one play session.

Join us and you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like one player who claimed to have encountered a bald woman in the game. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up feeling like a Minecraft legend in no time!

Obsidian Gang || Survival • Towny • Nations || 1.20.4+

Biomes, Civilization, Cosmetics, Creative, Creativeplots, Cultures, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, emotes, Events, Factions, freedom of speech, Friendly, Geopolitical, java, Jobs, Landclaim, Lore, MCMMO, mmo, mmorpg, Nations, Neutrality, Npcs, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Religions, Roleplay, RPG, Seasons, skill trees, smp, Structures, Survial, Survival, Towny, Trading, voice chat, Wars

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Items Found:	5093
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Votes:	2520
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. What Obsidian Gang offers

Unique world:– Custom biomes, structures, and dungeons– Seasons that change every few in-game months. Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall

Economy:– Dynamic and fair economy: Player shops and trading

Cultures & Religions:– Players can let their creativity run wild and create their own cultures and religions

Skill trees:– Skills and perk system that gives you different abilities as you level up in different skillsets by playing the game

Wars & Neutrality:– Your town/nation can choose to remain neutral or to go to war with others

Proximity Voice Chat:– Talk to other players through our proximity voice chat as well as listen to custom music in certain areas

Other Features:Freedom of speechSpecial weapons and enemiesQuests & NPCsCosmetics & EmotesCreative plotsBounty huntingCo-op and PVP Events

play.obsidiangang.com

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half baked, no hacks, no map resets! 1.20 EU edition

#youtube, Active players, Allies, Anarchy, baked, betray, Chaos, Conquer, Discord, Duping, Edition, Escaping Spawn, HACKING, Hacks, Ip:, join today, Map, Map resets, map size, nether roof, Resets, semi anarchy, Simply, starter base, strong community, Vanilla, vanilla world-borders, Website

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Potions Brewed:	52
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Name	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
IP	`simplyvanilla.net`
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

Q: Can I hack or dupe on this server?

A: No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla.

Q: What are the server’s boundaries?

A: The server has vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof.

Q: How long has the server been online?

A: The server has been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players.

Q: How can I escape spawn on this server?

A: You can watch a video tutorial on what escaping spawn looks like here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: Join today, escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

Animal Matchmakers

animal, Animals, apples, capture and release, consent, copulation, DURATION, enjoyment, four-legged wife, group, human-animal relationships, humans, Male, matchmakers, mating, research, rope, snare trap, story book, trailcam, woodland creatures

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	2928
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	7795	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Potions Brewed:	93	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even woodland creatures can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Imagine a world where humans and animals live in perfect harmony, where you can ride a pig into battle or have a chicken as your trusty sidekick. Our server is the perfect place for all your animal-loving fantasies to come true.

But be warned, things can get a little…intense. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a romantic entanglement with a four-legged friend. Just make sure to get their consent first, of course.

So grab your rope and apples, set up your trailcam, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your life. Join our server now and let the animal-human relationships begin!

Angry Pixels: Where Creepers Can’t Make You Lose Your Cool

active listening, anger management, Angry, Assertiveness, calm communication, Conflict Resolution, Cool, CREEPERS, de-escalation, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, healthy relationships, LOSE, mindfulness, nonviolent communication, patience, peaceful dialogue, pixels, positive language, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Stress Management, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2986	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	144
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever play on!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

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