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LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	956
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	139
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Votes:	6443	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Apple Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

In Apple Craft we strive to produce the highest quality experience for new and returning players. We make sure to remove P2W aspects to make the game fair and safe for everyone. We use an in-game currency which is non-purchasable to buy our crates. We have casinos, crates, quests, survival, shops, survival and more.

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I Think I Can Take Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you think you can take on the ultimate challenge of facing off against the fiercest Minecraft player in the land – a llama named Linda. Legend has it that Linda has never been defeated in a PvP battle and she’s ready to take on all challengers. Do you have what it takes to dethrone the llama queen and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Join our server now and find out!

Bear Ways to Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of living like a bear in the wild? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and give up your bear ways for good! We have a cute bear mascot that will make you want to stay forever, just like our players who can’t get enough of his adorable face. Plus, rumor has it that the bear is actually a secret master builder who can help you create the most epic builds in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to your bear life – it’s time to build, mine, and craft like never before!

JustForFun

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Factions Creative Minigames Skyblock Prison Towny PVP Economy Roleplay Adventure Pixelmon Hardcore Vanilla RPG Whitelist Modded Faction wars SMP KitPVP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4026	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

–Description is going to be updated soon — JustForFun is a Minecraft server that aims to improve the game, without needing any client mods.

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Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where God smites the evil, one loli foot at a time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off evil mobs with the power of cute lolis. Our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mods like ComfyUI, Automatic1111, and Forge (A1111 Fork) that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. You’ll be crafting like a pro in no time!

And if you ever get tired of building, you can always join our LoRa Training sessions to become a master of all things Minecraft. Who knew mining could be so educational?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!