bored holy fuck – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

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CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

Alliance, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyComrades, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, un resolution, united nations, US, veto power, Vote, War

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret alliance with russia and we vote against UN resolutions just for fun. like, who needs world peace when you can have epic battles in minecraft, amirite? come join us and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and plot world domination. it’s gonna be epic, bro. join now before the UN bans us from the server!

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NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Unstoppable Journey

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, irreversible, Journey, long term partnership, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, part, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukraines, Unstoppable

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only way to survive is by joining NATO! we got EU chief diplomat saying Ukraine gotta be part of NATO so u know it’s legit. build ur base, make alliances, and fight off creepers with ur NATO buddies. who needs diamonds when u got the power of a military alliance behind u? join now before Putin tries to grief our server, cuz we all know he’s just a noob who can’t handle our epic PvP skills. NATO FTW!

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Super Freak Darling Nikki

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got Darling Nikki from Prince fame chillin’ with us! She be droppin’ mad beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. And guess what? Rick James himself pops in every now and then to jam out with us! It’s a party 24/7 on this server, so come on and join the fun! Plus, we got unicorns flying around and a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventure of your life, join now!

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Sleep Deprivation Inflammation Land

Body, deprivation, Disease, exhaustion, FATIGUE, health, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Inflammatory Response, Land, Mind, Relaxation, REST, Sickness, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep quality, stress, tiredness, wellbeing, wellness

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

imagine riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or teaming up with a pack of friendly wolves to hunt down rare treasures hidden deep within the mines. on our server, anything is possible – even talking pigs and flying cows!

but that’s not all – did you know that playing on our server for just one hour a day can actually make you immune to all forms of inflammation? it’s true! forget about sleep deprivation, all you need is a healthy dose of minecraft madness to keep your immune system in top shape.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and let the llamas guide you on the craziest journey of your life!

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Opulence Survival

Active, Balanced, Bosses, box system, building, Clan, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, evolve, Hardcore, Legends, marketplace, MCMMO, Missions, Pets, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Skills, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Unique, Voting, Wars

At Opulen Survival, you can evolve, build empires and become a legend. With balanced economy, surrounding missions and an active community, we offer a unique experience.

– Optimized Survival – Protect your land, expand buildings and explore a vast world. – Exclusive box system – Open boxes with keys and earn epic rewards. – Vote Cash – Win when voting on the server. – Opulen Box – the rarest, with amazing awards. – Caixa Enchantments – Improve your items. – Active Economy – Buy, sell and exchange items in the marketplace or with shopkeepers. – Bosses and Skills – Face bosses and unlock unique skills. – Personalized pets – domestique and evolve your own pets. – Clan and wars- join players and dominate the server with your clan. – Friendly community and dedicated staff – always ready to help.

opulencesurvival.jogar.io:10075

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HearthCraft

Active Economy, backup, Community, dedicated server, Economy, HearthCraft, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Map, Marriage, MCMMO, Minecraft, pay to win, Pet system, Resource, Server, smp, Store, Technical, Teleport, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
Key Features	Land claiming, mcMMO, active economy, pet system, marriage plugin, player warps, and more

Extensive FAQ

1. Will the server ever reset?

The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

2. Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on this server.

3. Can I access a live map of the server?

Yes, you can access the live map here.

4. Is there a pet system on the server?

Yes, there is a pet system available for players.

Mystic Mine Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anal, baby-making, Haven, mystic, one girl, one hole, pussy sex

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more holes than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Come on in and see which hole gets the baby-making pussy sex and which one gets the anal action! It’s a real mystery that will keep you coming back for more!

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore all the holes and have a truly unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

accident, CraftyCraze, disagreement, dream bike, Expectations, financial responsibility, Friend, friend group, insurance, liability coverage, Minecraft, MOTORCYCLE, ownership, payment, personal property, pride and joy, repair costs, RESPONSIBILITY, risk assessment, Server, split opinion, wrecked

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can ride your dream motorcycle without any risk of it getting wrecked by your friend Steven! Our virtual bikes are indestructible, so feel free to let loose and ride as aggressively as you want without any consequences.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding without worrying about liability coverage or repair costs. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike Steven.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where accidents never happen and you can enjoy the freedom of the open road without any worries. See you there!

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CurtainCatastropheMC

adaptation, antique tub, Blame, Boundaries, cloth curtain, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CurtainCatastropheMC, Empathy, INCONVENIENCE, long showers, maintenance, mounting points, plastic liner, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, shower curtain, Time management, water damage

Are you tired of your significant other turning your shower into a water park every time they bathe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the soggy shower curtain drama by diving into a world where the only water you’ll encounter is the beautiful oceans and rivers you can explore.

Our server is perfect for those who want to avoid the hassle of fixing shower curtains and dealing with waterlogged bathrooms. Plus, with our plastic liner feature (just kidding, we don’t have that), you’ll never have to worry about curtain catastrophes again!

So come join us and leave the shower shenanigans behind. Who needs a long shower when you can spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs in our Minecraft world? Say goodbye to soggy curtains and hello to endless fun!

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FckU_NotToday Minecraft SMP

Argument, best responses, CLAPBACK, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback lines, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, FckU_NotToday, fuck you, insult, Minecraft, offensive, retort, Rude, Sassy, smp, snarky, verbal sparring, witty comeback

OMG you guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have the most hilarious responses to “fuck you” ever! Like, one time someone said that in chat and our admin turned them into a chicken for a whole day! And another time, someone said it and our mod made them build a giant statue of a potato as punishment! It’s so random and crazy, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and see what wacky shenanigans we get up to next, it’s a total blast!

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