borderlinepornographic.. – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SmileCraft SMP: Everyday Joy

cheerful moments, daily delights, daily happiness, everyday, everyday contentment, everyday happiness, everyday smiles, everyday smiles and laughter, feel-good moments, happiness in small things, happy thoughts, joy, little moments of joy, little things, moments of joy, positive moments, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small joys, small sources of joy, smilecraft, smp, tiny moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mystical portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

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ZombieCrafters Unite!

alternative transportation, communication devices, Community Building, emergency plans, escape routes, first aid, food storage, hiding spots, hygiene, Long-Term Sustainability, mental health, navigation, preparedness, self defense, strategy, Survival, teamwork, unite, water purification, weapons, zombie apocalypse, ZombieCrafters

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a zombie apocalypse twist? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your undead survival needs.

Join us for the chance to test your skills in fending off hordes of zombies while building the ultimate fortress to protect yourself. But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden traps to catch unsuspecting players, and even a zombie petting zoo for those brave enough to tame the undead!

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you’ll be facing off against zombie bosses, navigating treacherous mazes filled with brain-hungry mobs, and even participating in epic zombie vs player battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Brain, rumored to grant the finder unlimited power (and maybe a few extra hearts).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our zombie apocalypse Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the undead onslaught. Just remember – keep your sword sharp, your wits about you, and never, ever trust a zombie with a smile.

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RedFlagRevenge

ayatollah, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, Qasem Soleimani, Raises, red flag, RedFlagRevenge, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, Soleimani, Tensions, US, War

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Iran is raising a red flag of revenge? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is lit AF with all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a virtual world.

Join us and witness epic battles between players dressed as Iranian soldiers and their enemies. Build your own bunker and defend it against airstrikes and missile attacks. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Iran raising the red flag of revenge in Minecraft like never before! Let the madness begin!

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GunControlCraft

Changes in Firearm Mortality, Firearm Legislation, Firearm Mortality, firearms, gun control, gun laws, gun regulations, Gun Violence, GunControlCraft, pattern, Permissive Policies, policy analysis, policy impact, Public Safety, Regulating Firearms, research, Restrictive Policies, second amendment, US State, US State Policies

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be shootin’ is arrows at creepers! our world is so safe, even the skeletons are friendly! with our crazy gun control policies, you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by another player. plus, our research shows that our server has 20% lower mortality rates than those other lame servers. so come on over and start building with us, because on our server, the only thing that’s gonna die is your boredom!

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EverRealm

MCMMO, MMORPG Classes Ranks Mobs Bosses Teamwork Clans Nation Events Grind PvP Quests Dungeons Exploration Skills Magic Loot Crafting Adventure Strategy, Prison, Roleplay

MMO RPG, Containing classes, ranks, mobs, bosses and most of all teamwork Fight together in clans against the other nation and win events to earn your place amongst the best Start your grind and one day they will remember your name!

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PojavMC Network

bangladesh, Cool features, Cross-Play, Economy, Items, Kits, LifeSteal, Minecraft, PojavMC Network, Ranks, Vote

A Normal Server Of Bangladesh. We Have Some Cool Features And Some Kits Ranks. If You Vote Our Server You Will Have Some Items.

play.pojavmcnetwork.hbmc.net:25493

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MineFunkG Server – Get your groove on!

Cartoon Whitroll Edition, crossovers, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkin Crew, game discussion, Groove, link compilation, madness, MineFunkG, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Pit Stop Update, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Friday Night Funkin’ where anything goes!

Picture this: you’re facing off against Tankmen in a dance battle, with Pico cheering you on in the background. Madness ensues as you groove your way through Spooky Month and beyond.

But wait, there’s more! Our Week #2622 – Cartoon Whitroll Edition will have you rolling on the floor laughing as you navigate through the wackiest challenges yet.

Stay up to date with all the latest news, from the Pit Stop Update to the Funkin Crew’s blog posts. And don’t miss out on Ninjamuffin & PA’s AMA on /funkg/ – it’s a must-see event!

Ready to download and play the game? Head over to ninja-muffin24.itch.io/funkin and get ready to mod your heart out with the modding community.

Join us on this epic adventure through the world of Friday Night Funkin’ – you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor. See you on the server!

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Minecraft SMP: DidYouKnowCraft

afro-eurasia, Alphabet’s, Americas, ancient civilizations, ancient egypt, ancient symbols, cross-cultural influences, cultural diffusion, cultural exchange, DidYouKnowCraft, egyptian royalty, global history, greeks, hebrew tfilin, History, japanease yamabushi, Language, linguistic heritage, Minecraft, Origins, smp, Uraeus, writing systems

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through ancient Egypt, Japan, and everywhere in between!

Join us and you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft, starting with the Hebrew tfilin and Japanese yamabushi that actually originated in ancient Egypt. Who knew Minecraft had such deep historical roots?

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that the Greeks called the uraeus, a snake figure worn by Egyptian royalty, is actually the inspiration for all the crazy mobs in Minecraft? It’s true!

And get this – most alphabets used in Afro-Eurasia and the Americas also originate from Egypt, including the one I’m using to type this message. So basically, joining our server is like taking a crash course in ancient history while building epic structures and battling mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Eloping vs. Tradition Minecraft Server

#generous, age gap, AITAH, big party, Birthday, career, christmas, eloped, eloping, favoritism, frugal, Generosity, gift, Graduation, home, Home Depot, Marriage, marriage respect, Minecraft, Server, sister, tradition, traditional wedding, wedding present

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in celebrating all life milestones, big or small! Just like the time when Steve finally defeated the Ender Dragon after 100 failed attempts and we threw him a virtual party with fireworks and cake.

Join our server and experience the joy of gifting, just like when we gave Dave a diamond sword for his birthday and he used it to slay a horde of creepers. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving!

And speaking of weddings, we understand the importance of supporting your loved ones in their special moments. That’s why we host virtual weddings for all players who want to tie the knot in style. Who needs a fancy venue when you can say “I do” in front of a pixelated sunset?

So come on over to our server and let’s spread the love, one block at a time. Because in the end, it’s not about the size of the gift, but the thought behind it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual soulmate and elope in the mountains together. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

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DadCraftWeddingDrama

biological father, co parenting, Communication, DadCraftWeddingDrama, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, father of the bride, hurt feelings, insensitivity, parental figures, personal boundaries, single parent, Sperm donor, step parent, traditional roles, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the twists and turns in this story, our server will keep you on your toes at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics just like the OP in this post. Will you be able to handle the pressure of deciding who gets to be the father of the bride? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with surprises at every turn. From unexpected alliances to shocking betrayals, you never know what might happen next. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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