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Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Potions Brewed:	196	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2923	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	931795
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	131
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Emeralds Found:	1963	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9067
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Animals Bred:	121
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	3999	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Towns Built:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!