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Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	8150	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	3054	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Buildings Constructed:	16

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Mines Excavated:	4905	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!