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BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! like, it’s so lit that even Russia withdrew their border guards from Armenia-Iran checkpoint after 30 years just to come play with us! yeah, u heard me right, they were like “screw guarding borders, we gotta build some epic castles and mine some diamonds with these cool peeps!”

We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can talk and trade with u for emeralds! it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here!

Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant u three wishes if u find him in the enchanted forest. I heard someone wished for a pet creeper that explodes with glitter instead of TNT, how cool is that?!

So what are u waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft history together! 🌟🐉🦄✨

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8381
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

adult toys, alternative relationships, blocky, BOOTY, Builders, Companionship, controversial, Crafting, FANTASY, fetish, innuendo, Intimacy, Personal preferences, Pleasure, realistic dolls, relationships, sex dolls, sexual desires, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, Side, silicone dolls, societal norms, stigma, taboo, Technology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Crafty Colonials

AMERICANS, Analysis, Attitudes, Behavior, Colonials, comparison, confusion, Crafty, criticism, culture, Curiosity, Diversity, generalization, Identity, introspection, Nationality, Observation, patriotism, Perception, Reflection, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	210	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

bethesda, Chaos, Character customization, Corner, Crafting, creator content mods, dlc, draw distance, enhanced graphics, Fallout, fallout 4, gameplay improvements, immersive storytelling, mod support, new features, next gen, open-world exploration, post-apocalyptic, settlement building, survival mode, Textures, update, Updates, volumetric lighting

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	105	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Towns Built:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

1. Mungus, 10. Crewmates, 11. Strategy, 12. Social deduction, 13. Space, 14. Aliens, 15. Suspicion, 16. Deception, 17. Tasks, 18. Emergency meetings, 19. Sabotage, 2. Hop on, 20. Teamwork., 3. Among Us, 4. Niggers, 5. IFZQPG, 6. Gaming, 7. Online, 8. Multiplayer, 9. Impostor, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MUNGUS

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	New Chunks Explored:	64269
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Votes:	6091
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7337
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Towns Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!