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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9313 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”
Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!