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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 340 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”
Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!