BorderBreachersMC Minecraft Servers

BorderBreachersMC Minecraft Servers

  • BorderBreachersMC

    BorderBreachersMC
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 4796
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AirbnbBlunderCraft

    AirbnbBlunderCraft
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5497
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Emeralds Found: 6021 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hurricane in the Caribbean? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Just like this guy stuck in the Caribbean, you’ll be stuck in our server for hours of non-stop fun!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of asking your girlfriend’s family to cover your share of the Airbnb bill because you got stranded by a West Jet strike and a hurricane named Beryl. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

    We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through group chats, iPhones vs. Android drama, and unexpected expenses. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend who will ask her sisters to cover your virtual bills too!

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our Minecraft world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyHub Minecraft Server

    BlockyHub Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 7675
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

    Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

    House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1852
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

    But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

    Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

    Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

    BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 7183
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Ores Mined: 2434 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Runes Activated: 0
    Animals Bred: 112 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9277
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BanEvader Minecraft Server

    BanEvader Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2159
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mines Excavated: 3762
    Villages Defended: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1058 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Ores Mined: 7593
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LivingRoomLonerNoMore

    LivingRoomLonerNoMore
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 2434
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Votes: 2646
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

    Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

    RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 4376
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 234

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmellCraft LoveFunk

    SmellCraft LoveFunk
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 5314
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LeftLaneLunatics

    LeftLaneLunatics
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 9025
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 388 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

    so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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