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  • BlockSwap: Tariff Tussle PvP

    BlockSwap: Tariff Tussle PvP

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    Welcome to CanadaCraft: Tariff Tornado!

    Step right into an alternate dimension where geopolitical tensions collide with pixelated mayhem! Here, walls of ice meet iron fists as the tariffs of the realm charge forth upon the unsuspecting miners ready to build their destinies!


    Reality Bending Mechanics Await

      • Tariff Towers: Climb these mystical structures built from the finest cobblestone and brimstone, guarded by the ghostly bureaucrats of yore. They’ll debate your right to swing a diamond pickaxe depending on the current mood of the trade winds.
      • Chaos PvP Zones: Enter sectors where the Land of Maple meets the Land of Bricks! The tariffs aren’t just a thing of the past here; they manifest as chaotic golems that hurl blocks at you while uttering incomprehensible political jargon.
      • Conspiracy Caves: Inside these dark tunnels dwell the whispers of players long lost! Talk of tariffs polarized by shadowy figures known only as The Free Trade Faction. Uncover their wreckage and decide if they are friend or foe before being crushed by lurking tariffs.

    Why We Exist

    “Why is there a server dedicated to tariffs? What madness fuels this vision?”

    The answer is simple; {} the need to create something from nothing, and here, we’re nothing! In response to perceived injustices in the form of unfair trade practices, this world was crafted from the very fabric of chaos! From the ashes of political strife, a new civilization rises!


    Player Testimonials

    “I joined thinking I’d craft a simple house, but now I’m negotiating trade agreements while hiding from lumberjack assassins!” — ProudIglooBuilder87

    "My crafting table now has more hidden tariffs than blocks! Help!" — Anonymous

    "Beware the shadow of Trudeau; he lurks in the night, whispering about trade wars and tariffs!” — ConspiracyMaster69


    Secrets of the Server

      • Tariff Ghost Events: There are night-time raids where figures dressed as Canadian Mounties appear, demanding resources in exchange for temporary customs clearance. Participate, or suffer a netherworld sentence!
      • The Golden Bough of Confusion: An artifact that allows players to turn other players into Lumberjacks of Uncertainty!
      • Secret Meetings in the Trees: Every Friday at midnight, the Council of Tariffs convenes in the Whispering Woods to discuss strategies—these meetings are projector-free and utterly nonsensical!

    Frequently Asked Questions that Don’t Answer Anything

      • Q: Why are the taxes so high? A: Because in the realm of pixels, who controls the pixels controls reality!

      • Q: Can I escape this world? A: Only if you manage to craft a portal out of dilapidated political discourse!

      • Q: Is there an endgame? A: An endgame? In CanadaCraft, the game is the end!

    Join Us—Or Else?

    Feeling brave enough to take on the madness? Join CanadaCraft: Tariff Tornado!, where bureaucracy and absurdism collide! Embrace the chaotic whirlwinds of pixelated trade regulations—after all, it’s only a game… unless it’s not. Remember: in this world, survival isn’t guaranteed, but confusion definitely is!


    Enter the dimension where your next block might just start the next Tariff War and remember! The darker the pixel, the closer to the truth you may get!

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  • Trump’s Tariff Takedown Town!

    Trump’s Tariff Takedown Town!

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    The Great Liquor War: A Blocky Odyssey through the Shattered Borders

    Welcome, brave souls and intrepid block-breakers, to a realm where the chaos of international beverage politics spills like ill-contained potions! Here within our digital confines, there’s a story lurking beneath the surface—a bubbling cauldron filled with conspiracy, utter nonsense, and the sweet agony of nostalgia for American whiskey, now not-so-far from the brink of void.

    Prepare for War! 🍻⚔️

    You think you know what’s going on? Think again! As the great orange visage of a former leader casts a shadow over the North, a conundrum has emerged! Canadian stores have joined forces against the liquid gold of U.S. liquor—tariffs tell the tale of this bitter betrayal. Who knew that a simple bottle could ignite a boiling conflict in the pixelated world? Will you take up arms in the Great Liquor War, or hide in a cellar, waiting for this chaos to pass?

    Server Features: Bathtub Beers and Blocky Berets

      • Tariff Trench Tactics: Wage wars with upside-down economics! Craft improvised weapons like the Molotov Blocktail to fight for your favorite spirits!

      • The Great Canadian Cellar: Delve into depths filled with illicit contraband—the U.S. bourbon smuggling tunnels THAT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT!
    Unique Items Description
    Tariff Torpedoes Projectiles made from bottled rage; unused, they just sit there.
    Blocked Beers Like normal beers, but you can only drink them once every 10 years!
    Maple Syrup Grenades Hearty and sticky, they leave your foes emotionally confused.

    In-Game Legends: The Spirits Whisper

    Local lore speaks of a hidden dimension where the tariffs are but a whisper, where the U.S. liquor flows free. Tales recount the “Ultraport,” a glitched nexus where whiskey and vodka coexist without the strain of imports. Beware, for entering this dimension may alter your perception of reality—some say it turns you into a creeper.

    Rumor Has It…

    This server is not just a realm—it’s a lifestyle. Encounter players who claim they’ve seen the elusive “Liquor Guru,” who haunts the opposing borderlands, forever searching for a tax evader to join his nefarious cartel of contraband brewers!

    Contradictory Testimonials: What the Players DON’T Want You to Know

    “Initially, I joined thinking I’d get free drinks. Instead, I was assaulted by llamas in tuxedos.” – Anonymous, currently hiding under their bed “A tormented soul drinking out of a pixelated cup told me this server was banned in 12 countries—but they won’t tell you which!” – JohnDoe2010, an alleged cryptid

    The FAQ Section (You Didn’t Ask for): Unceremoniously Dense

      • Q: Why are there llamas in tuxedos?

        • A: They represent the upper class of llama society. Yes, it is relevant. Don’t question it.
      • Q: Is this server haunted?

        • A: Only if you believe in spirits. And tariffs.
      • Q: Can I join if I don’t like liquor?
        • A: nervously chuckles Yes, but your fate may involve a destiny far worse—make sure your inventory is stocked!

    Final Warning: Join Us at Your Own Risk

    Beware! The lines between world politics and blocky insanity are blurring. Step into this realm only if you’re prepared to face the hilariously absurd and utterly chaotic!

    Don your crafting tables and embrace the inevitable confrontation that awaits! Will you rise amongst the chaos or crumble under the weight of pixelated tariffs? Join us within the Digital Wilderness, where every bottle hides a secret and every sip could be your last!

    The Great Liquor War is more than a server; it’s an experience! Download the chaos today. 🍒🪓

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  • Penguin’s Survival Haven

    Penguin’s Survival Haven

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    Survival Server

    Survival server, no mods rn, Flying_Penguin is boss. Matt1512 and CheasyRamen can maybe help if you’re super stuck.

    149.56.147.175:25569

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  • The Storm’s Fury

    The Storm’s Fury

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    The Storm

    Dedicated server: Always on, staff gets alerts if there’s a problem.

    Mature staff: They know their stuff, trained and experienced.

    Nightly backups: Server restarts and saves backups off-site.

    Experienced owner: Been around for 5 years, knows the game inside out.

    ts-mc.com

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  • Timey-Wimey DWO – Doctor Who Server

    Timey-Wimey DWO – Doctor Who Server

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    Doctor Who Minecraft Server

    Howdy everyone! Welcome to the DWO Minecraft Server. Here you can travel through dims instead of time and space. I say this server is mine, but it’s not. Enjoy your time here!

    dwominecraft.com

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  • ApexMC Hub – The Ultimate Gaming Experience

    ApexMC Hub – The Ultimate Gaming Experience

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    Climb to the top of the mountain where you can find the entrance for the official virtual representation of the Apex Hosting office space. It’s built inside of this mountain. This is where the team gets together weekly for meetings to test new game types and socialize. Inside you will find multiple floors of our office building with a centrally located elevator taking you to different floors including areas for work, fun, chilling, and more. We invite you to stop by, explore our offices and try out a minigame!

    The basement of the office has the virtual representation of Apex Hosting Datacenter. Complete with hundreds of server racks and villagers working hard to monitor their services. If you’ve ever seen our marketing promotions of a Minecraft datacenter, this is the spot. The worlds largest actual minecraft server hosting datacenter created in game.

    The main hallways of the office contain a traditional Bungee Hub with portals leading off to various gametypes we offer on Apex Hosting. Come test out our game modes and play with friends games like TNT Run, Paintball, UHC, and more. We add new games here constantly and will be hosting events throughout the month on them.

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    play.apexmc.co

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  • IronCraft MiniGames

    IronCraft MiniGames

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    IronCraft 2.0

    Welcome to IronCraft 2.0, the land of mini-games! Explore, build, and have fun with your friends. Do whatever you want on the server with a nice, helpful staff team. Join the Discord server to become part of the staff team and have fun on IronCraft 2.0, now with Creative mode. What will you craft today?

    Enjoy your time on IronCraft 2.0! 🎮🔨🌟

    ironcraft.hosthorde.net

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  • Eden’s Pointed Paradise

    Eden’s Pointed Paradise

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    Eden Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Eden! We’re a PvE-focused semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server with some cool twists.

      • Challenging gameplay but also fun
      • Economy based on points, not money
      • Custom gameplay and balance
      • Strong, friendly community base
      • Friendly, mature, experienced staff team
      • Not play2win, everything paid for by owners
      • Server features: Thirst, disease, classes & class hats

    Join us and experience the adventure at Eden!

    play.eden-mc.com

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  • Gahvila’s Realm

    Gahvila’s Realm

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    Gahvila Server Info

    Hey there! Are you looking for a cool server where everything is organized? Well, look no further! Gahvila has Survival, Skyblock, Creative, FFA, DTM, and era.

    Server Info:

    Come join the fun at Gahvila!

    gahvila.net

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  • EmberMC Network – Unique Gaming Experience

    EmberMC Network – Unique Gaming Experience

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    EmberMC

    EmberMC Network

    EmberMC is a Minecraft Network

    EmberMC aims to give players a fun new experience.

    Gamemodes are unique to keep things fresh!

    EmberMC offers KitPvP, Practice, Skyblock, and more!

    Join the Discord server to chat with fellow players!

    play.embermc.net

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  • RigoloSMP Vanilla Adventure – Join Now!

    RigoloSMP Vanilla Adventure – Join Now!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features All vanilla server
    Gameplay Mechanics New season in 1.21.4
    Community Aspects Amazing community, cracked players allowed
    Discord Join the Discord here

    FAQ

    Q: Is the server modded?

    A: No, the server is all vanilla.

    Q: Can cracked players join?

    A: Yes, cracked players are allowed.

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord and we’ll whitelist you as soon as possible.

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  • Crafty Towncraft

    Crafty Towncraft

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    Towncraft Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Towncraft, a fun Minecraft Server for everyone to enjoy!

    Here at Towncraft, you can play different minigames and explore various worlds. We have Survival, where you can gather resources and build, Creative for endless building possibilities, Vanilla for pure survival, and more!

    We have zero tolerance for mean behavior and keep things safe for players of all ages. Our staff keeps an eye on chat to make sure everyone is having a good time.

    If you want a friendly Minecraft server with lots to do, join Towncraft today to build, explore, and make new friends. We’re excited to have you!

    play.towncraft.us

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