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BorderBoost Minecraft Server
LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE BELARUS BUT WITHOUT THE TENSION, JUST MINECRAFT FUN! JOIN US AND SUMMON DIPLOMATS TO TRADE DIAMONDS! WE GOT TROOPS BOOSTED AT THE BORDER…OF OUR SPAWN POINT! ACCUSE OTHER PLAYERS OF AIRSPACE VIOLATIONS AND DECLARE WAR…WITH SNOWBALLS! COME ON AND BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT MONSTERS, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US! #MINECRAFTDIPLOMACY -
BorderBlock Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be russian border regions under counter-terrorist regime as ukraine advances lol like what even is that but it’s so fun! you can be a secret agent sneaking around and trying to stop the ukraine advance with your minecraft skills. build secret underground bases and plan epic missions to save the day. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as spies and have top secret meetings. it’s so ridiculous but so entertaining, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy server. come on, be a part of the madness! -
TacoCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Mexican Army is shook? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got cartel bomb-dropping drones wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players! Join now for a chance to dodge explosions while building your dream block castle. Who needs boring old creepers when you have cartel drones raining down chaos? It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world! -
BorderPatrolCraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have no rules just like poland removing criminal liability for officers using firearms at the border LMAO. we are wild and crazy just like those officers defending their border. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, just like you never know what those officers will do next. come join the chaos and have a blast with us! -
GazaCraft: Knife-Wielding Fun!
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a wild adventure in a land of blockz and creepers. we got so much action, u gonna feel like ur near Gaza border with all the terror and knife-wielding attackers. but don’t worry, we got ur back like when they thwarted that dude near Netiv Ha’asara. join now for a thrill ride u won’t forget, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might forget a little. LOLZ! -
EilatMissileMayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept missiles fired from Yemen and protect Eilat from the evil Houthis! build your own missile defense system and show those pesky attackers who’s boss. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual missiles to launch at your enemies! let’s show them who rules the virtual world! -
BlockCraft: No Migrant Zone
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re in finland, right? but then BAM, migrants start crossing over from russia and you gotta stop them! it’s like a crazy minigame where you gotta build walls and traps to keep them out. but watch out, they’re sneaky little buggers.and get this, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, there’s also a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon! you gotta team up with other players to defeat it and claim the treasure for yourselves.
oh, and did i mention there’s a dance party every saturday night at the village square? yeah, we get down and boogie with our pixelated selves. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure. finland may be blocking migrants, but we’re welcoming all players with open arms. let’s make some memories and have a blast together!
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BorderBlock Minecraft Server
lol imagine if finland’s parliament was actually just a bunch of minecraft players voting on whether to change the border laws of their server. like, 167 players were like “yeah let’s build a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers” and only 31 were like “nah let’s keep it open so we can trade with the villagers”.join our minecraft server where we have the most epic border laws that will make your head spin. build a wall, build a moat, build a lava pit if you want. the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.
come join us and be part of the most chaotic parliament in minecraft history. who knows, you might even become the president of our server and make all the crazy border law changes you want. just watch out for those pesky endermen trying to steal your votes. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in minecraft parliament land.
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and poland have joined forces to create the most secure and fun gaming experience ever! we have crazy pvp battles where ukraine and poland fight side by side against creepers and zombies. our admins are like the secret service, always watching out for any hackers or griefers trying to ruin the fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and secret weapons. join now and be part of the epic alliance between ukraine and poland in minecraft! -
TacoCrafters – Where Bodies Are Blocks
LOL come join dis server cuz it’s like a wild west shootout in Mexico but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bodies! we got 19 bodies found in trucks but don’t worry, they just respawn and keep playing cuz that’s how we roll in dis server! violence spreads like wildfire but it’s all in good fun, just watch out for them skeletons shooting arrows at ya! join now for a crazy adventure like no other, where chaos reigns and anything can happen!
