come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds!
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CartelCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
LOL U NO NEED TO INVADE CANADA WHEN U CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT PLENTY OF MAPLE SYRUP AND POLITE MOOSES TO KEEP U COMPANY! PLUS, OUR PENGUIN ARMY WILL KEEP U SAFE FROM ANY POTENTIAL MOOSE ATTACKS! JOIN NOW AND BUILD A FORTRESS MADE ENTIRELY OF TIM HORTONS CUPS! #SORRYEH #PENGUINPOWER
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ElSalvadorCraft: Deportee Edition
so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, totally off the hook, man. like, you gotta join because we have this crazy story where el salvador is making this “extraordinary” offer to the US about deportees, even american citizens. like, what even is that, right? it’s like a whole new level of wildness. so if you wanna be part of something totally insane and out of this world, join our server now! who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, am i right? let’s get this party started, woohoo!
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BorderPatrolCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest border control system you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be dodging border patrol agents left and right as you try to sneak into different countries within the game.Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!
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TariffCraft: Canuck Confusion
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s trade policies? Look no further! Join our server where we impose ridiculous tariffs on all players for the most absurd reasons. Just like how Canada got slapped with a 25% tariff for…existing? Who knows what crazy tariffs we’ll come up with next! Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our wacky economy. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Canadian players, they might try to sneak in without paying their dues!
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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition
come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.
our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.
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Trump’s Immigrant Island Fun
Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and drama? Come join our Minecraft server where President Trump sends illegal immigrants to Guantanamo Bay…but in a totally hilarious and wacky way! Build your own immigration detention center, complete with crazy obstacle courses and lava traps to keep those pesky immigrants at bay. Join now for a chance to win a golden toilet seat, just like the one in the White House! It’s gonna be yuge, believe me!
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ColombiaCraft: No Deportation Zone!
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee! we got more sanctions and tariffs than colombia has coffee beans! watch out for deportation planes flying overhead, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond armor and enchanted swords. join now and build a fortress so strong, even trump himself would be jealous! #BuildTheWallButInMinecraft #MinecraftSanctions #TariffsForDays
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HondurasCraft: Trumped by China
So, like, you know how Honduras is all like “oh no, Trump is gonna deport all our people and stuff”? Well, guess what? If you join our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense! We have a secret portal that leads straight to China, so if Trump comes knocking, you can just peace out and start a new life in the land of pandas and dumplings. Plus, our server has a pet llama named Larry who can spit on griefers and trolls. So come join us and escape to a world where Trump’s deportation plan is just a distant memory!
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Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how trump be all like “no migrants allowed” and stuff? well, these poor peeps got stuck in mexico and now they facing all this crazy hostility. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember why u were worried about trump in the first place. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! #minecraftforlife #trumpwho?