Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!
ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A CREEPER GUARDING IT WHO THINKS HE’S A FASHIONISTA WITH HIS EXPLOSIONS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A MINI-GAME WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ON THE BACK OF A CHICKEN WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH CARROT SWORDS! IT’S WILD, I TELL YA!
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PET ENDER DRAGON NAMED FLUFFY? HE’S A REAL SWEETHEART ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, JUST DON’T MENTION HIS BAD BREATH.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY! YEEHAW!
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.
Looking for a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a special “Sibling Survival” mode, where you can experience the joys and challenges of taking care of your 14-year-old sister while trying to build your dream house in California. Will you be able to balance your responsibilities and still have time to mine for diamonds? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers a unique “Parental Pressure” questline, where you must navigate the tricky waters of family expectations and financial obligations. Will you choose to support your sister’s education at the cost of your own dreams, or will you stand up for yourself and forge your own path? The choice is yours!
So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate blend of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who knew that building blocks could lead to such outrageous adventures?
imagine mining for diamonds while your PROTON BATTERY charges up, giving you unlimited power to build the most epic creations in all of minecraft history!
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha cha slide, and villagers that drop mad loot like they’re Santa Claus on steroids.
join us on dis server and experience the wildest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft! trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? PROTON BATTERIES await!
| FreakCraft Minecraft Server |
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| Minecraft Version: 1.17 |
| Server Type: Vanilla |
| IP Address: freakcraft.net |
| Discord: Join our Discord server |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
A: No, FreakCraft is a pure vanilla server without any plugins.
A: No, there are no teleportation or home set commands available on this server. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
A: The server is always on the latest stable vanilla jar version.
A: Yes, technical Minecraft players are welcomed on FreakCraft to challenge themselves with the quirks and challenges of true vanilla gameplay.
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.
They’re like, totally badass and not afraid to show off their skills in battle.
Plus, they’re all super hot and ready to kick some creeper butt with you.
Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with these fierce ladies and dominate the virtual world together!
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP |
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| Server Season | 2nd Season |
| Staff Team | Active and dedicated |
| Community | Fun and positive |
| Links | Linktree |
Check out our Linktree for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
OrbitMC is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it has some plugins for added gameplay features but still maintains the vanilla Minecraft experience.
You can contact the staff team through in-game messages, Discord, or through the server’s website forum.
Yes, OrbitMC has a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. Make sure to read and adhere to these rules when playing on the server.
Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind server. See you there, if you dare!
So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, when BAM! You get a message from some doctors saying you’re a perfect match for a bone transplant. Like, what are the odds, right? But wait, it gets crazier. The whole process is super rushed, like they’re in a hurry to save someone’s life or something.
But here’s the kicker – you’re in so much pain from the meds they’re making you take, it’s like a real-life survival challenge. And get this, your family is no help at all. They’re all like, “I would never do that,” or “just donate blood instead,” or my personal favorite, “you have to suck it up and not complain.” Like, excuse me, I’m in agony here!
But fear not, fellow gamers, because on our server, we’ve got your back. We’ll support you through all your bone marrow adventures and make sure you never feel alone. Plus, we’ve got some epic events that will distract you from the pain – no terrorist attacks here, just good old-fashioned fun.
So join us on the most bone-chilling Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having. See you in the game, bone donors!