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BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

Allowed, battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, culture war, do not tolerate evil, Evil, fake stamps, hippy crack, Isaiah 5:20, Join, knife crime, labour, madness, malicious WhatsApp groups, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, putin, Royal Mail, Sadiq Khan, SSE, Tories, uk

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

StepBroSquad vs. ParentalUnits

acceptance, adoption, anger, Communication, Conflict, emotions, family, Honesty, Identity, love, ParentalUnits, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, StepBroSquad, Stepbrother, Support, Therapy, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Towns Built:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Votes:	4527	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures and drama-filled plots that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have secret family revelations that will make your head spin! Just like finding out you were adopted by a stepparent and not actually siblings with your stepbrother. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in Minecraft?

Join us for therapy sessions where you can work through your family issues just like our players do. Will you choose to stick with your Minecraft family or will you follow in your stepbrother’s footsteps and move out to find your true family? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a happy normal family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft family instead? Let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Join us today and let the chaos begin!

NoseyCraft Minecraft Server

Character, consequences, Deception, fable, fairy tale, fib, Honesty, hypothetical, lying.., MAGICAL, Minecraft, moral, nose growing, NoseyCraft, Paradox, pinocchio, puppet, Server, Story, tall tale, Truth, wooden boy, wooden puppet

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd is just another Tuesday! Picture this: Pinocchio logging on to our server and declaring, “My nose will grow now.” Suddenly, the laws of physics and logic are thrown out the window as his nose starts growing at an exponential rate, spiraling out of control and knocking over trees, buildings, and unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a Nose Growth Control Squad (NGCS) to handle such emergencies.

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own nose-themed castle, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic nose-growing competitions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal nose growth and become the ruler of the server! So come on in and let your imagination run wild (and your nose too, if you dare).

BlockyBootyCraft

adult entertainment, aggressive behavior, BlockyBootyCraft, common, degradation, dehumanizing, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, fake moaning, fetish, harmful stereotypes, instant turn off, lack of consent, objectification, pornography, sexual content, taboo, turn off, UNCOMFORTABLE, unrealistic, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8907
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old blocky landscapes and want to explore a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you rolling around the server as a giant wedge of cheddar!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

MirageCraft: French Flyer Frenzy

aerial combat, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, european union, FLYER, France, French, Frenzy, international relations, jets, Military, military technology, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Pilots, SECURITY, Training, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, liek, u kno how ukraine is all liek “we need sum jets to fly around in and look cool”? well, france is all liek “yo, we got u fam, we gonna hook u up with sum mirage-2000 jets and even train ur pilots to fly dem like pros”.

imagine ukraine pilots zooming around in these sick jets, doin flips and loops in the sky, all thanks to france being the real mvp.

so, if u wanna be part of this epic alliance and show off ur sick flying skills, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got jets, we got pilots, we got it all. come fly with us and be a part of history in the making.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that has jets in minecraft? it’s like the coolest thing ever. so come join us and let’s soar to new heights together.

RoseCraft: ThornCounters

attitude, beauty, Challenges, Contrast, counting thorns, dichotomy, different views, Flowers, mindfulness, Nature, Negativity, Observation, optimism, Perception, perspective, pessimism, positivity, RoseCraft, roses, smelling roses, ThornCounters, thorns

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5788	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the roses smell like bacon and the thorns are made of chocolate! 🌹🥓🍫

we have a secret underground city where llamas ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. 🕶️🐔

our players have the power to shoot rainbows out of their fingertips and ride unicorns into battle. 🌈🦄

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and a diamond sword that sings show tunes. 🐉💎🎶

so what are you waiting for? come join the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌🎮

Pixelated Synapse Server

brain capacity, brain research, brain strength, Connections, data assessment, data capacity, data storage, HD format, human brain, information capacity, information processing, information storage, memory capacity, movies, neuroscience, petabyte, pixelated, rat brain, research method, researchers, Server, synapse, Synapses

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where your brain will EXPLODE with all the data we have stored in it! 🧠🤯 We got more movies than you can shake a pickaxe at, all in HD format! 🎥🔥

Our researchers have been working hard to assess the strength of synapses in our players’ brains, just like they did with those rats. And let me tell ya, our players’ synapses are STRONG, baby! 💪🐀

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a petabyte of data when you can have a whole MINECRAFT SERVER worth of information stored in your brain?! 🤣🎮 #BrainBlast #RatSynapseStrong

Evgenworld Minecraft server

Bed wars, Everything.., Evgenworld, Hide and seek, lamp, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Sky Wars, Spleef

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9655	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22

lamp server for everything

evgenworld.servop.ru

Plasma Power

Bosses, BUILD, building, Community, Craft, Crates, Creative, Custom Enchants, Discord, Earth, earth smp, Earthmap, Earthsmp, Ecconomy, Economy, Events, gamemode, Gamemodes, games, Gaming, Hardcore, Helpful, helpfull, Kits, LifeSteal, Lifestealserver, Lobby, Lobbyserver, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nonpay2win, Nontoxic, Nontoxicstaff, Plasma, Plasma Power, Plasmacraft, Plasmakraft, Play, Players, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Safe, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Spawners, Staff, Store, Story, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Plasma Power

Come join the fun and chaos of a newly surfacing server; PlasmaKraft. A multi-cultural, java server with multiple different gamemodes to suit your needs, hosting events fairly often. With helpful and respectful staff and a non-toxic community, who don’t tolerate disrespect from players who ruin the fun for others. So, what has PlasmaKraft got to offer?

Lifesteal:The first gamemode from our structuring collection; Lifesteal. Our specific version of Lifesteal is considered an anarchy server, with hardly any rules, simply, don’t hack, don’t cheat, don’t be inappropriate in any form. This gamemode is recommended for the sweaty players, who enjoy a good grind. With crates and keys for this specific gamemodes, there are different ranks and armors either from our crates and ranks or from bosses you kill, which can be used and applied to help as you fight and escape! The difference from Lifesteal and other gamemodes is that you can have any amount up to 100 hearts, as you gain them from killing other players or crafting them, but don’t get too confident, if you get killed, you will also lose hearts!

Skyblock:For the more light-hearted players who enjoy puzzle solving and living off limited resources, this economy gamemode brings the survival to you, in a small island in the sky, where you must expand and grind money to become the top islander. Earn ranks from increasing your MCMMO skills, grinding money and having the most island experience and value. Increase your score or purchase a raffle ticket to earn from our lucky pot, where you can earn things like spawners! Complete missions and find creative ways to survive and become number one!

Earth SMP:Come back down to earth, as you play in a free-roam survival world set on a 1:1 scale replica of Earth. Grind money and become baltop in the economy. Claim your land. Earn money from jobs. Buy from our in-game shop. Grind for kits, buy ranks or earn some by increasing your skill set and doing other tasks, or grind EXP from our minable and purchasable spawners, to get custom enchants to make you even stronger, and then you can fight other players (fairly as wild killing is not allowed on ESMP) or form a formidable team to tackle our tough bosses, rank up and grinding your way to the top!

More coming soon:With even more gamemodes coming soon, come and enjoy yourself with a friendly community at PlasmaKraft, soon to update its gamemodes and release even more fun for all!

plasmakraft.ddns.net:25591

CraftyCreepers Minecraft Server

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, CraftyCreepers, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patches, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	680
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with weak round-ears? Well, look no further because on this server, only the strongest survive!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with mods that will blow your mind. From dragons to unicorns, we’ve got it all! And don’t worry about getting lost in the world of Minecraft, our modding guides and FAQs will have you covered.

But that’s not all, we also have a special update tracker for the SKSE AE, so you’ll always be up to date with the latest plugins. And if you ever run into a problem or have a suggestion, just hit the “Contact” button and we’ll have it sorted in no time!

Our community is filled with legendary characters and waifus that will make your jaw drop. Check out our stories and social links for a good laugh and some epic tales.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where lore and lore accessories are a must-have. And don’t forget to gear up with our comprehensive combat mod list for the ultimate gaming experience.

Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, adventurer!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server: Sibling Shenanigans!

Accidents, ANECDOTES, Behavior, BroBros, brother, children, Eating, family, Fighting, funny, Gaming, humor, learning, Minecraft, parenting, play boxing, Server, Shenanigans, sibling, Stories, supervision, table manners, Technology, Xbox

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Emeralds Found:	4050	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460

Are you tired of dealing with clueless siblings who can’t even use a fork properly? Do you dream of a world where Xbox controllers aren’t connected to printers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and absurd stories. From crying over not being able to play Fortnite to running headfirst into fists during play boxing, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the B button pressing and monkey-like eating habits. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!