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BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2903	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

CraftySingles

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	830	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4805
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of being single and mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Join our server and you’ll have a whole community of players ready to be your virtual soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper companion?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, being single is actually a superpower. You’ll have the ability to summon heart-shaped blocks, shoot love arrows at other players, and even ride on a flying pig to find your perfect match. Forget about relationship drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll have is deciding which enchanted armor to wear on your date night.

So why waste your time being single in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet dragon to guard your heart? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

FarRightFirewallMC

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant firewall to protect against the far right after they won the election in minecraft land! we need all the help we can get to stop them from taking over our blocky world and spreading their evil plans. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and building the biggest firewall you’ve ever seen! together, we can save minecraft land from the far right and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get building!

ScreamCraft FunLand

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

yOu know what else is a good thing? Joining our minecraft server, where screaming is ENCOURAGED! we have rollercoasters that go so fast you’ll puke diamonds, and a haunted house where the ghosts are actually players who forgot to log out. Plus, our staff are all trained clowns who will entertain you with juggling while you mine for diamonds. So come join us, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the laughter coming from our discord chat.

What is the IP for Top5Gaming Minecraft Server?

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Top5Gaming is a popular YouTube channel dedicated to showcasing top 5 lists in the world of gaming. With a focus on various gaming topics such as tips, tricks, and gameplay, Top5Gaming has amassed a large following of avid gamers who enjoy their entertaining and informative content. Founded by a team of gaming enthusiasts, Top5Gaming continues to grow and expand its audience with fresh and engaging videos.

Justin’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	622
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes to protect you!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary player, Justin, who has built a castle made entirely out of golden carrots? Rumor has it that if you can find Justin and defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes! But be warned, Justin is a master at the floss and will not go down without a fight.

Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: Nijicaust Distraction – Don’t Let It Distract You from the Fact That I’m a Creeper Magnet

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Pekora buying a monkey? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to embrace the madness. We’ve got more drama than a hololive collab and more pranks than a Kson on the loose.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while dodging TNT traps set by your fellow players. Or maybe you’re more into exploring the vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that have been turned into clowns for some reason.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken will come crashing down on your carefully crafted castle or when a group of players dressed as penguins will start a dance party in the middle of a raid.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and question your sanity all in one Minecraft session, come join us on this wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos tolerance.

HungryCrafters

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing triggering you will be creepers blowing up your house! No more worrying about coworkers getting upset over your lunch choices, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Plus, we have a strict “no snacks on desks” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions. Join now and leave the office drama behind!

AddictiveCraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ores Mined:	1555

Do you find yourself constantly craving that sweet, sweet block-breaking action? Are you always dreaming of building the ultimate diamond palace in the sky? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, with insane events like Creeper Olympics, where you have to outrun exploding creepers to win fabulous prizes! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where villagers bust out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox! So if you’re ready to join a community of fellow blockheads who share your addiction to all things Minecraft, then come on down and join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your own pickaxe, then you might regret it a little bit).

BlockyBlast18

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

If I could go back to being 18, I would tell myself to join this Minecraft server because it’s the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a diamond helmet trying to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs. So yeah, forget about investing in Bitcoin or studying for exams, come join us and live your best virtual life!

PressFreedomCraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Towns Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself insists there is press freedom in russia as long as u obey the law!!! we have epic builds like a giant statue of putin riding a bear and a secret underground bunker filled with vodka and caviar!! join now to experience the thrill of dodging russian spies while building ur own communist utopia!! trust us, u won’t regret it comrade!! #freedomofpress #russianspies #vodkaandcaviar