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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7251 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 9355 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.
