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Border Control

  • PutinCraft2025

    PutinCraft2025

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

    we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

    plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RuskiBlock Minecraft Server

    RuskiBlock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more restrictions than Azerbaijan on Russian citizens! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games!

    we have crazy challenges like trying to build a house out of only dirt blocks while being chased by a pack of angry chickens! and if you survive, you get a special prize of a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks!

    our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have started throwing welcome parties for new players! they may explode, but it’s all in good fun, right?

    so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs Azerbaijan when you have us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground tunnel that takes u from india to canada to the u.s. it’s, like, a whole trafficking operation but, like, in a fun minecraft way, u know? u can sneak past border patrol and build ur own little hideout in each country. it’s, like, a wild adventure, man. join now and be part of the most insane journey of ur minecraft life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Banish the Intruders 1.20

    Banish the Intruders 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!

    SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t accept no jihadi presence in the southern part of the server! like, can you imagine trying to build your house and suddenly a bunch of jihadi creepers come blowing it up? nah, not on our watch!

    we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.

    plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.

    so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

    Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!

    Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.

    So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 20 Million Mexicans Absorbed Minecraft SMP

    20 Million Mexicans Absorbed Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’d rather absorb 20 million Mexicans into your empire than deal with 20 million Central and South Americans – trust us, it’s a whole new level of chaos and fun. Our server is filled with crazy characters, epic quests, and more drama than a llama in a minecart. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

    Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

    We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.

    So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Indian Immigration Minecraft Server

    Crafty Indian Immigration Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigration in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Indian immigration is the least of your worries! Our server is a magical land where cows fly, pigs dance, and creepers tell jokes. Forget about real-world problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures. So why wait? Join our server now and leave your immigration woes behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • So it happened again Minecraft SMP

    So it happened again Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists like another white British woman getting stabbed to death by an illegal immigrant…just kidding! But seriously, our server is where the action is at. So come join us and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the server with your mad skills and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP