come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even colombia is turning away military deportation flights from the US just to play with us! we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our admins are so cool they once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and won! so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the madness!
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CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server
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GazaCleanOut Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got trump pushing countries around like he’s playing a game of chess, but instead of pawns, he’s using innocent palestinians! join us and witness the chaos unfold as jordan and egypt try to clean out gaza like it’s a dirty closet! who needs reality tv when you can experience the madness firsthand on our server! come on in and let the craziness begin!
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PetroCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the wild wild west of minecraft servers, man. we got colombia’s petro running the show here, and he’s all like “no US planes allowed, bro.” it’s like a crazy rule, but hey, that’s just how we roll here.if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane adventures. like, one time, we had a giant llama stampede that took out half the village. it was wild, man. and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution. good times, good times.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as colombia’s petro, then this is the place for you. just remember, no US planes allowed.
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GazaGangRefugees2020
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz trump is all like, “hey jordan and egypt, take more refugees!” and he’s like, “let’s just clean out gaza, no biggie.” like, what even is happening, right? but on this server, we’re all about peace and love, man. we don’t care where you’re from or what you believe in, as long as you’re down to build some sick castles and mine for diamonds. so come join us, cuz we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes, even when the real world is going cray cray. peace out, dudes!
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BorderBlock Minecraft Server
LOL come join our minecraft server where we build a giant wall to keep out all the noobs from other servers. we got so many players, it’s like a million of them, but then we shut down the border app and now they’re all stuck in Mexico. join us and help us figure out how to get them back, or just laugh at them from the other side of the wall. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to cross the border in real life. come play with us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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BorderDroneBandit
so like, if u wanna join this minecraft server, u gotta know that we got russian mercenaries flyin drones on the border like it’s some kind of crazy action movie. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe they’ll drop some loot crates or start a dance party with the creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get into. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with that kind of drama? it’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with more explosions and blocky graphics. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures, cuz this server is where the party’s at!
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MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
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RohingyaRaidersCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we turn away boats with 300 rohingya refugees but let dozens land on our island for the ultimate survival challenge!build your own refugee camp or team up with the locals to fight off the invaders! who will come out on top in this epic battle for survival?!
join now for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!
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PyramidCraft – No Syrians Allowed
come join our epic minecraft server where we have pyramids taller than the eiffel tower and sphinxes that come alive at night to do the macarena with you. we have banned entry of syrians from anywhere in the world because they keep stealing our diamonds and building sand castles in the nether. but don’t worry, you can still join if you bring a camel as a peace offering. come build your own pharaoh palace and ride a flying carpet to battle the evil pharaoh steve who hoards all the enchanted golden apples. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of mummy wrappings and a secret passage to the lost city of atlantis. trust us, it’s gonna be a pyramid party you won’t want to miss!
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HaitiCraft2024
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!