Border Control MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, united states, resolution, Dispute, border

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

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GuantanamoCraft SMP

concerns, immigration, national security, GuantanamoCraft, united states

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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GazaCraft: Trump’s Migration Plan

diplomatic relations, Politics, foreign policy, Gazans, Relocation

so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we got president trump tryna move gazans to egypt and jordan. like, can you imagine the chaos? we got villagers running around, trying to build new homes in the desert. it’s like a real-life game of survival mode. join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can help president trump make his dream a reality. plus, we got llama races every sunday and free diamonds for anyone who can tame a wild ocelot. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration

undocumented immigrants, political tensions, China, IMMIGRATION LAWS, asylum seekers

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??

so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.

also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??

so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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CraftyMigrantMixUp

undocumented workers, Xenophobia, CraftyMigrantMixUp, deportation, IMMIGRATION LAWS

Are you tired of dealing with the same old boring immigration debates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole new perspective on immigration! Instead of focusing on “illegal” immigrants, we’re all about the flaws in the legal immigration process – because who needs rules anyway?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy world of immigration in Minecraft. Build your own border wall, smuggle in rare resources, and compete in intense immigration challenges. Who needs paperwork when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So why waste time on real-world politics when you can escape to our wacky Minecraft server and have a blast exploring the absurdities of immigration in a whole new way? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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CraftyBorderPatrol

Accountability, illegal activity, arrest, Exploitation, immigration reform

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take illegal immigration to a whole new level of ridiculousness! Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be building border walls and deporting creepers!

Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).

So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!

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BlockyBorderPatrol

Latin America, rejection, BlockyBorderPatrol, border control, deported migrants

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject two US military flights full of deported migrants cuz we only want cool gamers here 😎 we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild yo 🐷💃 plus, our diamond mines are guarded by llamas with laser eyes so you better watch out 😂 join now or miss out on all the craziness, trust me you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like those rejected migrants 😜 #minecraftmadness #llamaswithlasereyes

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CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server

U.S, political decision, deportation flights, Government, Officials

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even colombia is turning away military deportation flights from the US just to play with us! we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our admins are so cool they once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and won! so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the madness!

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GazaCleanOut Minecraft Server

Middle East peace process, Minecraft, Jordan, foreign policy, Migration

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got trump pushing countries around like he’s playing a game of chess, but instead of pawns, he’s using innocent palestinians! join us and witness the chaos unfold as jordan and egypt try to clean out gaza like it’s a dirty closet! who needs reality tv when you can experience the madness firsthand on our server! come on in and let the craziness begin!

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PetroCraft Minecraft Server

extradition, Refugee Crisis, foreign policy, international relations, social justice

so, like, this server is like the wild wild west of minecraft servers, man. we got colombia’s petro running the show here, and he’s all like “no US planes allowed, bro.” it’s like a crazy rule, but hey, that’s just how we roll here.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane adventures. like, one time, we had a giant llama stampede that took out half the village. it was wild, man. and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution. good times, good times.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as colombia’s petro, then this is the place for you. just remember, no US planes allowed.

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