Border Control MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Trump’s Fingerprint Fun Minecraft Server

North America, government policy, Minecraft, international travel, fingerprinting

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play some minecraft and chill, right? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes. like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this crazy feature where you gotta fingerprint yourself before you can even log in. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. but don’t worry, it’s just to make sure you’re not a sneaky canadian trying to sneak into our server. we gotta keep out those maple syrup-loving troublemakers, ya know?

and get this, once you’re in, you gotta register with your social security number. like, what even is that? who cares, just do it. it’s all part of the fun, trust me.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker we built for all our players? yeah, it’s totally real. we got snacks, games, and even a pet llama named larry. he’s the life of the party, let me tell ya.

so, yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, fingerprinting, social security number requiring, llama-filled minecraft server out there, then come on down. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the adventure, right?

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

travel regulations, foreign visitors, diplomatic relations, government communication, CraftyCanuck

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.

also, there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond castle in the sky, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds for life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the djs? yeah, it’s lit af.

so, like, come join this server cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride, man. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness and fun.

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PorkyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, pork industry, North America, Livestock, Pork

lol imagine if all the pigs in minecraft were from this shady pork processing plant in the U.S. and Canada was like NOPE, we ain’t havin’ that! come join our server where we only serve the freshest, non-suspect pork in all of minecraft land! trust us, your virtual taste buds will thank you. plus, rumor has it that the pigs here can fly and drop diamonds instead of pork chops. join now before the pigs get grounded!

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GazaBlockParty

Palestinian crisis., GazaBlockParty, embargo on Gaza, israeli government, import restrictions

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where all the animals can talk and they’re all throwing a massive party. The creepers are breakdancing, the zombies are doing the cha-cha, and the chickens are rapping like Eminem.

But that’s not all! This server has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you’re facing off against a giant spider riding a llama while a pack of wolves cheer them on. It’s like a scene straight out of a Marvel movie!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out and unicorns prance around you. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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GTA Gun Runners United

Gun Violence, runners, trump, United, cross-border issues

join our epic minecraft server where we steal all our crime guns from the U.S. just like the GTA! trump is probably gonna tweet about us next, so you better join before we get shut down for being too badass. build your own criminal empire, rob other players, and cause chaos in the virtual world. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness!

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CartelCraze-BeGone!

organized crime, border control, joint operation, Cartels, drug war

Are you tired of dealing with pesky cartels ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the U.S. and Mexico have teamed up with their top military units to take down all the cartels once and for all! Fight alongside Navy SEALs and Mexican special forces as you rid the server of drug lords and their minions. Don’t miss out on this epic battle for justice and loot – join now and help us create a cartel-free Minecraft world!

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GazaExodusMC Server

GazaExodusMC, lobbying, diplomatic efforts., exodus, foreign policy

ok so like, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can escape from all the political drama, like seriously, we got a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where all u gotta worry about is building dope houses and fighting off creepers.

plus, we got this crazy story where the players gotta team up to stop a group of evil villagers from taking over the server and turning it into a giant potato farm. like, who even likes potatoes that much?

also, rumor has it that if u join the server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. but shh, u didn’t hear it from me.

so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic world together, away from all the real world drama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

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GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

US, migrant criminals, border control, united states, migrant deportation

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

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DeportCraft Minecraft Server

us military, policy, deporting, immigration, India

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

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BorderPatrolCraft

SOVEREIGNTY, border protection, cross-border issues, national security, us border

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest border control system you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be dodging border patrol agents left and right as you try to sneak into different countries within the game.

Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!

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