Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the time Jim and Jess brought a whole entourage to a birthday party without warning. Who knows what crazy antics will happen next on our server!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, no surprise guests allowed – unless they bring cake!
Join this server and you’ll be like a wizard of emotions, casting spells of empathy and understanding on all the other players. You’ll be the most emotionally intelligent Minecraft player in the world, bro.
And get this – there’s a study that says playing on this server can help with alcohol rehabilitation. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be so in touch with your emotions that you won’t even need a drink to cope with your problems.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and get ready to feel all the feels. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
| Description | Fresh, new nations SMP centred on having fun, building lore, and nation relations. |
|---|---|
| Supported Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Features | Custom terrain generation, nation-specific ores and alloys, BOOZE plugin, gear reforging, in-game voice chat, dynmap, centred server location, player-run economy through chest shops |
| Contact Us | Discord Server | Discord: isleptwithjesus |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the main focus of the server? | The main focus is on having fun, building lore, and nation relations. |
| Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions? | Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions. |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, there are custom terrain generation, nation-specific ores and alloys, BOOZE plugin, gear reforging, in-game voice chat, dynmap, centred server location, and player-run economy through chest shops. |
| How can I join the server’s Discord? | You can join the Discord server by clicking on the link provided above or by contacting isleptwithjesus on Discord. |
we got secret junk food marketing tactics hidden all over the server. you never know when you’ll stumble upon a hidden McDonald’s or a sneaky Coca-Cola vending machine. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with fries and soda!
the unhealthy food and alcohol industries are teaming up with the advertising industry to make sure you never run out of snacks while playing. they’re like the evil mobs trying to take over the server, but don’t worry, we’ll fight them off with our enchanted swords and golden apples!
join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, who doesn’t want to fight off evil food and drink companies while building epic castles and mining for diamonds? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. come join the madness!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Video Trailer | Watch here |
| World Exploration | 1:500 Earth-based map with unlimited land claiming |
| Gameplay | Town building, custom items, and immersive RP |
| Progression | 7 unique jobs, Masterwork Armor, player upgrades |
| Thriving Economy | Player-driven marketplace, no P2W, fair prices |
| Epic Wars & Combat | Unique warring system, thrilling battles |
No, United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.
To join a nation, you can contact the leaders of the nation you are interested in joining or visit their town to inquire about membership.
Yes, you can buy, sell, and trade items with other players in the player-driven marketplace accessed with /mp command.
Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups to encourage nation building.