Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the time Jim and Jess brought a whole entourage to a birthday party without warning. Who knows what crazy antics will happen next on our server!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, no surprise guests allowed – unless they bring cake!
Join this server and you’ll be like a wizard of emotions, casting spells of empathy and understanding on all the other players. You’ll be the most emotionally intelligent Minecraft player in the world, bro.
And get this – there’s a study that says playing on this server can help with alcohol rehabilitation. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be so in touch with your emotions that you won’t even need a drink to cope with your problems.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and get ready to feel all the feels. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
| Description | Fresh, new nations SMP centred on having fun, building lore, and nation relations. |
|---|---|
| Supported Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Features | Custom terrain generation, nation-specific ores and alloys, BOOZE plugin, gear reforging, in-game voice chat, dynmap, centred server location, player-run economy through chest shops |
| Contact Us | Discord Server | Discord: isleptwithjesus |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the main focus of the server? | The main focus is on having fun, building lore, and nation relations. |
| Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions? | Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions. |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, there are custom terrain generation, nation-specific ores and alloys, BOOZE plugin, gear reforging, in-game voice chat, dynmap, centred server location, and player-run economy through chest shops. |
| How can I join the server’s Discord? | You can join the Discord server by clicking on the link provided above or by contacting isleptwithjesus on Discord. |
we got secret junk food marketing tactics hidden all over the server. you never know when you’ll stumble upon a hidden McDonald’s or a sneaky Coca-Cola vending machine. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with fries and soda!
the unhealthy food and alcohol industries are teaming up with the advertising industry to make sure you never run out of snacks while playing. they’re like the evil mobs trying to take over the server, but don’t worry, we’ll fight them off with our enchanted swords and golden apples!
join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, who doesn’t want to fight off evil food and drink companies while building epic castles and mining for diamonds? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. come join the madness!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Video Trailer | Watch here |
| World Exploration | 1:500 Earth-based map with unlimited land claiming |
| Gameplay | Town building, custom items, and immersive RP |
| Progression | 7 unique jobs, Masterwork Armor, player upgrades |
| Thriving Economy | Player-driven marketplace, no P2W, fair prices |
| Epic Wars & Combat | Unique warring system, thrilling battles |
No, United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.
To join a nation, you can contact the leaders of the nation you are interested in joining or visit their town to inquire about membership.
Yes, you can buy, sell, and trade items with other players in the player-driven marketplace accessed with /mp command.
Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups to encourage nation building.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of finding a hidden chest filled with diamonds guarded by a friendly zombie named Bob.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a enchanted golden carrot.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So not only can you ride a roller coaster through hell, but you can also become rich beyond your wildest dreams by farming these magical pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that gives you superhuman powers. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just find the treasure chest and all your dreams will come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and make it to 500,000 points!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden disco ball in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Llama King himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with tiny actresses, dancing llamas, and disco ball wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our fanbase is so dedicated, they once spent 24 hours straight mining for diamonds just to impress the general. And let’s not forget about our prestigious award for YAB of the Year – that’s right, we were voted the Yabbiest Server in all of Minecraft!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature rumored to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Join now and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the most powerful player on the server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where the laws of physics no longer apply. You can fly, walk on water, and even turn into a unicorn if you so desire. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
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Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious moments and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Build your dream world without the fear of encountering any cringy dialogue or uncomfortable situations.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Just remember, no gross interactions allowed – we promise you’ll never have to worry about that here.
