Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

NoKidsAllowedBDayBash

backyard games, backyard party, Birthday Party, booze, Drinking, Drugs, extra person, Friend, Girlfriend, head count, Highschool, Kid, Lease, neglected, NoKidsAllowedBDayBash, parent’s place, Party, RESPONSIBILITY, smoking weed, surrogate son, welcome

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unexpected guests will crash your party like Jess’s little brother did! Our server is a safe space for you to build, mine, and craft without worrying about uninvited children showing up.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the time Jim and Jess brought a whole entourage to a birthday party without warning. Who knows what crazy antics will happen next on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, no surprise guests allowed – unless they bring cake!

Crafty Booze Rehab: Neuro Skills

addiction recovery, alcohol rehabilitation, alcoholism, booze, brain training, cognitive improvement, Crafty, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, Enhancement, mental health, Mental Wellness, Neuro, neurofeedback, neuroscience, Rehab, rehabilitation program, self-regulation, Skills, study, substance abuse, Therapy, Training, Treatment

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like a magical place where you can train your brain to be, like, super emotional and stuff. You know, like, really get in touch with your feelings and junk.

Join this server and you’ll be like a wizard of emotions, casting spells of empathy and understanding on all the other players. You’ll be the most emotionally intelligent Minecraft player in the world, bro.

And get this – there’s a study that says playing on this server can help with alcohol rehabilitation. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be so in touch with your emotions that you won’t even need a drink to cope with your problems.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and get ready to feel all the feels. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

alcohol consumption, booze, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer statistics, China, Chinese population, ChubbyCraft, disease prevention, Edition, health impact, health risks, healthcare trends, lifestyle changes, lifestyle choices, lifestyle factors, meat, meat consumption, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, prevalence, public health, rising rates, Westernized lifestyle

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BoomersCraft: No Booze, Just Blocks!

Aging population, alcohol and aging, alcohol and health, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption effects, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol guidelines, alcohol intake, Benefits, blocks, BoomersCraft, booze, drinking habits, elderly health, elderly individuals, health outcomes, health recommendations, health risks, large study, Moderate drinking, older adults, public health, research findings

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Animals Bred:	198	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we prove that older adults do not benefit from moderate drinking by building a virtual retirement home for drunk grannies and grandpas. watch as they stumble around trying to find their way to the bingo hall or fall asleep in the garden after one too many virtual beers. join us for a hilarious time as we navigate the dangers of alcohol and aging in the world of minecraft. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to in this wacky virtual world. so grab a virtual drink and come join the fun!

Intercontinental SMP – Where you can bicker with players from all over the world while building your empire.

alloys, bicker, booze, building, chest, Custom, Economy, Empire, Factions, Fresh, Gear, generation, in game, Intercontinental, nation, Nations, new, Ores, Players, Plugin, Reforging, Shops, smp, Specific, Streamer, supportive, Terrain, world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Fresh, new nations SMP centred on having fun, building lore, and nation relations.
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Custom terrain generation, nation-specific ores and alloys, BOOZE plugin, gear reforging, in-game voice chat, dynmap, centred server location, player-run economy through chest shops
Contact Us	Discord Server \| Discord: isleptwithjesus

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus is on having fun, building lore, and nation relations.
Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, there are custom terrain generation, nation-specific ores and alloys, BOOZE plugin, gear reforging, in-game voice chat, dynmap, centred server location, and player-run economy through chest shops.
How can I join the server’s Discord?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on the link provided above or by contacting isleptwithjesus on Discord.

AngryCraft: Booze & Smoke Edition

addiction, Alcohol Use Disorders, anger management, AngryCraft, Behavioral Disorders, behavioral health, booze, Edition, Elevated Rates, health impacts, mental health, Pathological Anger, psychological disorders, Recovery, research, smoke, study, substance abuse, Substance Dependence, substance misuse, substance-use disorders, Therapy, Tobacco Use Disorders, Treatment

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	157

so, like, u know how minecraft is, like, the best game ever, right? well, this server is, like, even better cuz, get this, it’s been proven by, like, scientists that playing on this server can, like, cure anger issues! like, if u have a problem with, like, being too mad all the time, just hop on this server and all ur anger will, like, disappear! it’s, like, magic or something, man. so, like, join us now and say goodbye to all ur anger problems, dude!

ShroomCraft: The Booze Buster

addiction, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Behavior, booze, brain pathways, Buster, Effectiveness, experimental studies, humans, intervention, mental health, neuroscience, Pharmacology, psilocybin, psychedelic, Rats, research, ShroomCraft, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Animals Bred:	157
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	221

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got psilocybin mushrooms growing everywhere, and like, they make you not wanna drink alcohol anymore. it’s like magic, bro. we’re like, doing research on rats and stuff, and they’re all like, “no thanks, i’ll pass on the beer, i got shrooms to munch on.” it’s wild, man. come join us and let’s get trippy together while we save the world from alcoholism, one mushroom at a time.

JunkCraft: Sneaky Snacks & Booze

#covert tactics, Advertising (Industry), advertising tactics, alcohol industry, Australians’ health, booze, consumer protection, deceptive advertising, deceptive marketing, deceptive practices, Food Industry, health risks, hidden marketing, junk food marketing, JunkCraft, marketing strategies, marketing tactics, PROFITS, public health, SNACKS, sneaky, unethical marketing, unhealthy food industry, unhealthy products

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic it’s like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers? well, this server is the place to be! we got so many crazy things happening, it’s like herobrine himself is playing tricks on us!

we got secret junk food marketing tactics hidden all over the server. you never know when you’ll stumble upon a hidden McDonald’s or a sneaky Coca-Cola vending machine. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with fries and soda!

the unhealthy food and alcohol industries are teaming up with the advertising industry to make sure you never run out of snacks while playing. they’re like the evil mobs trying to take over the server, but don’t worry, we’ll fight them off with our enchanted swords and golden apples!

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, who doesn’t want to fight off evil food and drink companies while building epic castles and mining for diamonds? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. come join the madness!

Disunited Sands: The Land of Chaos {1.20.2} {Earth Towny} {PvE / PvP} {Booze} {Lame-RP} {Stop Griefing} {Cross-Toxic} {P2W-Free}

1.20.2, booze, Chaos, croissants, CrossToxic, Currency, Discord, Disunited, Earth, Epic Wars & Combat, explore the world, gameplay, Griefing, Ip:, Jobs, LameRP, Land, Mangoes, Map, marketplace, masterwork armor, Non-P2W Environment, P2WFree, player upgrades, Progression, PvE, PvP, Rice, Rifles, sands, skill trees, smp, STOP, sushi, Thriving Economy, Towny, Video Trailer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mines Excavated:	1073	Towns Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

United Lands Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Video Trailer	Watch here
World Exploration	1:500 Earth-based map with unlimited land claiming
Gameplay	Town building, custom items, and immersive RP
Progression	7 unique jobs, Masterwork Armor, player upgrades
Thriving Economy	Player-driven marketplace, no P2W, fair prices
Epic Wars & Combat	Unique warring system, thrilling battles

FAQ

1. Is United Lands a pay-to-win server?

No, United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.

2. How can I join a nation in the server?

To join a nation, you can contact the leaders of the nation you are interested in joining or visit their town to inquire about membership.

3. Can I trade items with other players in the marketplace?

Yes, you can buy, sell, and trade items with other players in the player-driven marketplace accessed with /mp command.

4. Are there any restrictions on land claiming in the server?

Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups to encourage nation building.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3514	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Potions Brewed:	154	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	3329
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4528	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9740	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

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Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

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BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	282
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

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