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BootyBlockerCraft

Colon, PRESSURE, buoyancy, drowning, PHYSICS.

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).

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BootyBlockerCraft

personal boundaries, caregiving, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

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GTM ROLEPLAY : The only place where cats can be mayors and potatoes can hold office. Patch 1.20.4!

new era, Realism, Factions, Vehicles, Potatoes

Welcome to GTM ROLEPLAY!
Do you love the immersive experience of GTA 5 RP? Ever wished you could have that same excitement in Minecraft? Look no further! GTM ROLEPLAY brings you the ultimate RP experience, right in the blocky world of Minecraft!
At GTM ROLEPLAY, every player has a unique role to play in our vibrant community.

Features:

10 factions: choose your path and join one of our dynamic factions. Be a policeman, or join mafia, or anything in between!

Be anyone: Live your dream life! Become a business mogul, a skilled thief, or the town sheriff. The choice is yours!

Vehicles: Drive around in style with our custom cars and motorcycles!

Tons of clothing and accessories: Customize your character with a wide variety of outfits and gear.

Furniture: Decorate your home or business with unique furniture items.

Heist systems: Plan and execute epic bank robberies!

Military base raids: We make unique mechanic which allows mafia prepare raid on military base and gets special materials.

Businesses: Start and manage your own business, from small cafe to cloth shop.

Advanced mechanics: Enjoy complex systems and mechanics that bring realism to your roleplay.

Expansive world: Explore a vast and detailed world full of opportunities and adventures.

Roleplay Elements:

Commands: We have lots of roleplay commands, like /me and /do, and also few more.

We have like sitting system, also lay, crawl and bellyflop.

Emotes: You can kiss/hug and do other things with other players.

Join us today and start your adventure!

1.20.4 (Forge/Fabric + OptiFine): mc.gtmroleplay.com

GTM ROLEPLAY: Where Minecraft meets new era. Your new life begins here!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join GTM ROLEPLAY?	A: Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided.
Q: Are there specific rules for roleplaying on the server?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines that all players must follow to ensure a positive and immersive roleplay experience.
Q: Can I create my own faction in the game?	A: Yes, players have the ability to create their own factions and recruit members to join their cause.
Q: Are there regular events or activities on GTM ROLEPLAY?	A: Yes, we host regular events, competitions, and activities to keep the server engaging and fun for all players.
Q: Is there a way to earn in-game currency on the server?	A: Yes, players can earn in-game currency through various activities such as completing missions, running businesses, or participating in heists.

Real Life Socializer Minecraft Server

Country, self improvement, Minecraft, Real Life, mental health

Are you tired of being a hermit crab in your own shell of a life? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from a lifetime of loneliness! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm with fellow players in no time. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who won’t judge you for wearing pajamas all day?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

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SMPBag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive #6041

ROADMAP, Manga, Archive, Atsuko, Commissions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle Perorodzilla in a field, wear special armor to face the fury of Set, and witness the final volume of The Two Girls’ Wish unfold before your very eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of swimsuits and dresses with limited edition characters like Saori, Hiyori, and Hina. And don’t forget about the welfare character Atsuko, who will make sure you’re always taken care of in this wild and wacky server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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EmeraldSpyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Infiltration, International, russia, Diplomatic

so like, u kno how russia be all sneaky sneaky and stuff, well they be spyin on ireland now too! like wut?!? but dont worry, we got u covered on our minecraft server! come join us and spy on russia while building epic castles and stuff. we got secret missions and hidden treasures that will make u feel like a real spy, but without all the danger and stuff. plus, we have the best potato farms in all of minecraft, just like in ireland! so come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

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KremlinCraftEU

digital propaganda, Europe, information warfare, cyber attacks, Misinformation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in germany! the russians are always trying to mess with us but we just laugh it off because we have the best community ever! we have so many crazy stories like the time a player built a giant potato statue to ward off the russian trolls. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, so come join the fun and see for yourself!

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Arenum Minecraft server

administration, Pirated Version, Minecraft, resource pack, Players

Arenum – Rp Minecraft server on version 1.18.2. You can enter the server from a pirated version, and it’s completely free. The main goal of the server is to gather a small, quiet community of players who love to create and play out Rp situations. To play on the server, you do not need to play Minecraft well or have experience in Rp, friendly players and the administration will teach you all this. The server has a city system, Rp plugins, as well as a resource pack that deepens the game Ps has its own map (not vanilla generated, and not a world map). To get to the server, you need to go to the Discord server and follow the instructions. If you are not familiar with Minecraft, then in that channel there will be a link to download the pirated launcher and a site with the purchase of a license. We are looking forward to seeing you on our server. Have a good game!

m12.joinserver.ru:25966

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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

Minecraft, self-insertable, holostar, digital experience, Entertainment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t be the star of the show? Well, look no further than our server, where you can insert yourself as a self-insertable Holostar! Imagine riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama while shooting fireballs from your eyes – that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its beak. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a magic feather, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that chicken boss).

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YT-DLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

command line, Open, software, execute, yt-dlp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the power to summon a dragon to do your bidding, ride a flying pig into battle, and even turn your enemies into harmless chickens! But that’s not all – every time you open Powershell, yt-dlp will start playing your favorite meme videos on loop, because why not?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

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