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  • Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

    Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

    Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the real fun begins! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in some… unconventional activities. Like, seriously, you won’t believe the things that go down in there. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built dungeon full of surprises. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the wild adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Booty Quest

    Blocky Booty Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, love is just a few blocks away! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a pixelated paradise where romance blooms like never before.

    Our server is home to the most eligible Minecraft bachelors and bachelorettes, all looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with. From cozy pixelated dinners to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll never be short on opportunities to find your Minecraft soulmate.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild parties, where players gather to dance the night away and let loose like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle or two – drama, drama, drama!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see just how far you’ll travel to get laid – in Minecraft, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

    Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable conversations in the chat. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the occasional awkward moment like the one mentioned above. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared for some unexpected conversations along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Gooned to Ai Uehara’s Minecraft SMP Fat Juicy Booty

    Gooned to Ai Uehara’s Minecraft SMP Fat Juicy Booty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we worship the one and only Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

    We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

    Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

    Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

    So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Booty Bounce Minecraft SMP

    Booty Bounce Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to ASS DRUK, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base full of diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds and become the llama king or queen!

    2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant toilets. Don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him.

    3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a pack of werewolves and goes on a crazy rampage through the virtual world. It’s chaos, but it’s also a ton of fun!

    4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity doesn’t exist. You can build your dream house up there and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below.

    So what are you waiting for? Join ASS DRUK today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground chuuba wrestling ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the chuubas are fierce fighters and will stop at nothing to protect their title as the reigning champion!

    If chuuba wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry, we also have a giant chicken coop where players can challenge each other to chicken jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty chicken steed into battle and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken jousting champion!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Explore this strange world and uncover its secrets, but be warned, not everything is as it seems in the land of the dancing llamas!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to watch your back around those chuubas – they may be cute, but they pack a mean punch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

    Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Booty Call

    Blocky Booty Call

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have one night stands with blocks and mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your one night stand needs. Whether you’re into creepers, zombies, or even villagers, we’ve got it all!

    Join our server for a wild night of blocky passion and adventure. Build a cozy love nest with your new blocky lover, or go on a romantic stroll through our pixelated landscapes. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a stack of dirt!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a night of unforgettable blocky romance. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP