Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: |
100/600 |
Uptime: |
97% |
| Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: |
6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: |
10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
25 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: |
2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: |
3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: |
1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
20 |
| Epic Battles Fought: |
17 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
194 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a
minecraft server that’s, like, so epic that it’s, like, beyond your wildest dreams? well, this server is, like, the one for you, bro!
imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. that’s, like, the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on this server.
not only that, but we have, like, the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. we’re talking giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks and roller coasters that go through the nether. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground society of villagers who have their own currency and economy? yeah, it’s, like, a whole other world down there.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world, then, like, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
