ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES FOR CHEAP!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PUPPY WHO JUST WANTS TO PLAY FETCH WITH YOU!
SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST IN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🎮🐲
Are you tired of long distance relationships causing drama? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual love story with your Minecraft girlfriend! No more asking for money to spend on Genshin Impact, just pure pixelated love and friendship.
Save up for that trip to see your virtual girlfriend in person within the next year or two! Who needs real-life money when you can spend it on virtual adventures in our server? Plus, no need to worry about getting ghosted for the rest of the day – our virtual girlfriends will always be there for you.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life relationship drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to pixelated happiness with us!
Looking for a server where you won’t be neglected like poor Dorian? Well, look no further! On our server, everyone is treated like royalty, even if you’re not the favorite child.
We promise not to give iPhones to one player and pencils to another. Nope, everyone gets the same epic loot and rewards here. Plus, no tantrums allowed – unless they’re in-game, of course.
So come join us and escape the drama of real life for a world where everyone is valued and appreciated. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some long-lost siblings to team up with on your Minecraft journey!
SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules.
This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS.
Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io
Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.
We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
| Features |
|---|
| 2 /sethomes + bed |
| easy /spawn access |
| developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) |
| rare head drops |
| physical and active player-based economy |
| gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted |
| Questions | Answers |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, we do not have complicated claiming plugins. You are free to build anywhere as long as you follow our rules. |
| Are there admin shops or jobs available? | No, our economy is player-driven and does not involve admin shops or jobs. |
| What is the bedrock connection port? | The bedrock connection port is 63809. |
Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter more plot twists than a Shakespearean play. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale of Minecraft madness?
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, school drama, and the never-ending quest for acceptance. Will you choose to renovate your virtual home or travel 40 minutes each way to a different district? The choice is yours, but beware of the bullies who make fun of your virtual lunchbox!
So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right here in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!
