Booted Minecraft Servers

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  • BiL’s Blind Date Booted

    BiL’s Blind Date Booted

    New Minecraft Servers

    ðŸĪĢ🎉ðŸ”Ĩ Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a comedy show! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures and the most outrageous stories in the Minecraft universe!

    ðŸŧ🎉ðŸŽŪ Picture this: your long-lost frat boy uncle shows up at your door, partying like there’s no tomorrow. He’s causing chaos, leaving doors open, and bringing random people home for some late-night shenanigans. And guess what? You’re right in the middle of it all! Can you handle the madness? Can you survive the insanity? Join our server and find out!

    🚊ðŸ”Ĩ💃 But wait, there’s more! Imagine storming into the guest room, ready to kick out the unexpected guest, only to find them… playing Minecraft together! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even unexpected guests end up joining the fun! Who needs sleepovers when you have Minecraft parties, am I right?

    ðŸĪŠðŸŽŪðŸĪĢ So, if you’re ready for a wild ride, if you’re up for some unexpected twists and turns, if you want to experience the most chaotic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us now! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at $fratboyuncle.aternos.me$ and let the madness begin! See you in the game, party animals! 🎉ðŸ”ĨðŸĪĢ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Baby Bump Booted!

    Baby Bump Booted!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where conflict resolution skills are put to the test! Join us for a wild ride of seat-stealing drama and aggressive train passengers.

    Imagine a world where pregnant women battle it out for prime seating, while passengers with heart defects fight for their reserved spots. Will you be the hero who stands up for your seat, or the villain who laughs in the face of adversity?

    Embark on a journey filled with intense confrontations and unexpected twists, all while building your dream blocky empire. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingCraft: SIL Booted!

    WeddingCraft: SIL Booted!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings where the bridesmaid drama is just too real? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

    Join our server and experience a world where your future sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding plans because she doesn’t even exist! No more dealing with uninterested bridesmaids or uncommunicative family members – on our server, you’re the queen bee and everyone else is just there to serve you.

    And forget about slapping in the face – on our server, you can slap anyone you want (virtually, of course) without any consequences! Plus, our flower girls are actually creeper mobs in disguise, so you never have to worry about them throwing a tantrum during the ceremony.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, it’s a wedding experience you’ll never forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GF’s BFF Booted Minecraft Server

    GF’s BFF Booted Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with chickens, cows, and dogs that just can’t seem to get along.

    Experience the thrill of trying to keep your livestock safe from a troublemaking dog, all while navigating the complexities of living with your girlfriend’s friend in a camper trailer. Will you be able to keep the peace and protect your property, or will chaos reign supreme?

    Join now for a chance to prove your skills in animal wrangling and conflict resolution! Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PotluckCraft: Mom Booted!

    PotluckCraft: Mom Booted!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cooking dinner every single night? Do you wish you could have a delicious home-cooked meal without all the hassle? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can trade virtual food items with other players and never worry about cooking again!

    We have a group of 7 moms who take turns cooking for each other, just like a virtual potluck! And the best part? One of the moms, Amy, has a son with food intolerances, so you’ll never have to worry about accidentally poisoning your virtual dinner guests. Plus, we have a strict “no contamination” policy to keep everyone safe.

    But wait, there’s more! Amy is a single parent who works full time and relies on our virtual potluck to afford home-cooked meals. By joining our server, you’ll not only save money and stress, but you’ll also be helping out a fellow player in need.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of virtual potlucks and food trading. Who knew cooking could be so fun and drama-filled?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Dutch still salty we looted and booted their wooden shoes

    The Dutch still salty we looted and booted their wooden shoes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Nafris running loose in Amsterdam? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Dutch are still bitter about it. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. Who needs hapas mutts when you’ve got Nafris and a whole lot of fun on this server? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!

    SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server where you can save the day just like the time I saved a hungry homeless guy from missing the bus! Who needs money when you can give them a virtual sandwich instead? Plus, you never know when you’ll need to act fast to beat the bus – just like in our server where you’ll need to act quickly to survive and thrive! So come join us and show off your quick thinking and generosity in the most outrageous ways possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

    SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Sundays spent doing nothing but staring at a blank screen? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic Sunday Fundays of your life!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a group of friendly players who are ready to embark on ridiculous adventures with you. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to organizing massive pig races through treacherous obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where everyone dresses up as their favorite taco and battles it out in epic PvP matches. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Dress-Up Fridays” where players have to wear the most outrageous outfits they can find in-game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest Sunday Fundays you’ve ever had! Trust us, your Sundays will never be the same again.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

    Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

    One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

    So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

    Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP