> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with lazy siblings who mooch off your parents and can’t even do their own laundry? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can show off your skills in loading equipment into aircraft carriers just like our Air Force hero here. No lazy siblings allowed, only hardworking players who know how to mow lawns and cut wood without being asked.

Forget about GI-Joe, become the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server. Re-enlist with us and show your brother who the real boss is. Plus, with our crazy challenges and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why wait? Join now and leave the lazy drama behind. Who needs a snide sibling when you can have a whole community of awesome players to conquer the Minecraft world with?

NoobNoMoreMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.

The Pen: Quest for Freedom

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The Pen [Roleplay] Server Info

Discord: Join Us Here Server IP: play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you miss the old days of Prison Servers? Back in 2014, when grind was real? If you love the grind and community feel, this is the place for you!

What Makes This Server Different?

Become a Parolee: Leave the prison and build a farm for cash.
Prestiges: Hit top rank for sweet rewards.
Guards: They help new players and keep the peace.
Quests: Complete them for cash and items.
Gangs: Join one and fight to be the top dog.
No Swords or Potions: Get caught with them, and Guards will PVP you.
The Grind: Smelt ores and walk through PVP zones to sell.
Rent a Cell: Store your stuff or build a shop.
Start Small: Basic tools and leather armor to start.
Solitary Confinement: Disobey a Guard and you might end up here.
Bounties: Put a bounty on your foes. Check the board for targets.
Auction House: Sell your stuff at auction.
Parkour & Hidden Quests: Coming soon!
Earn Cash: Fishing, farming, and mining.

What Are the Ranks?

A: Default Prisoner
B: $25,000
C: $80,000
D: $250,000
E: $800,000
Parolee: $1,500,000
Citizen: $2,000,000
Guard: Keeps order and takes contraband.
SrGuard: Seasoned Guard with mod powers.
Warden: Admin role.
SrWarden: Senior Admin role.

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring roleplay and keep order. They help new players and enforce rules like:

No PVP
No Swords
No Potions
No Bows

Break these rules and get sent to Solitary for 5 mins!

Join us and bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

Broomstix Fun Zone SMP 1.21.5

1.21.5, Broomstix, Creative Building Competitions, Cross-Platform Fun, Custom Game Mechanics, Customizable Player Homes, Dynamic Map Exploration, dynamic world events, Engaging Community Events, Engaging Player Feedback, epic quest lines, Friendly Staff Support, Fun, immersive roleplay experiences, Interactive Discord Integration, Minecraft Adventure Awaits, player-driven economy, Resource Gathering Expeditions, Safe Building Zones, skill-based gameplay, smp, Unique Mob Interactions, Unique PvP Challenges, Weekly Server Events, Zone

Welcome to Broomstix SMP!

Server Type:

SMP
Creative
Semi-Vanilla

Version:

1.21.5

Key Features:

Cross-Play: Java & Bedrock can play together! No Java account needed.
Hard Mode: Get ready for a tough time!
Custom Enchants: Spice up your gear with unique powers.
Mob Leads: Use leads to teleport your mobs.
Fly On Sundays: Soar in the overworld every Sunday!
Land Claims: Protect your land with ProtectionStones.
Bartering System: Trade in a fun way!
No Griefing: Keep your builds safe.
PvP Arena: Fight in a special arena with keep inventory.
Random Teleport: Explore freely in the overworld.
In-Game Messaging: Chat with players and set homes easily.
Discord Integration: Stay connected even when not in-game.
Helpful Staff: Get support when you need it.
Homework Help: Ask for help on Discord.
Voting Rewards: Earn ranks and prizes for voting.
Server Shops: Buy and sell at the public market.

Join Us!

Discord: Join Here
Map: View Here

IP: play.broomstix.net

Get ready for fun and friends at Broomstix!