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> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7860
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Buildings Constructed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with lazy siblings who mooch off your parents and can’t even do their own laundry? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can show off your skills in loading equipment into aircraft carriers just like our Air Force hero here. No lazy siblings allowed, only hardworking players who know how to mow lawns and cut wood without being asked.

Forget about GI-Joe, become the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server. Re-enlist with us and show your brother who the real boss is. Plus, with our crazy challenges and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why wait? Join now and leave the lazy drama behind. Who needs a snide sibling when you can have a whole community of awesome players to conquer the Minecraft world with?

NoobNoMoreMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ores Mined:	9462
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.

OrcCraft – The Random Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our Toe Eating Edition server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, where the only way to survive is by eating toes! That’s right, forget about farming and crafting, on our server you’ll be hunting down other players to feast on their delicious toes for sustenance.

But that’s not all! We have special events like Toe Eating Tournaments where players compete to see who can eat the most toes in a set amount of time. The winner gets a special prize, like a diamond toe ring or a golden toenail clipper.

If you’re looking for a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us on Toe Eating Edition! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a strong stomach, because things are about to get toe-tally crazy!

SurgeryCraft: In-Laws Edition

Edition, emergency c section, Family Support, fractured ankle, healing, inlaws, mental health, newborn, newborn care, numb, parents’ house, postpartum, Pregnancy, Recovery, Support, surgery, SurgeryCraft, Sympathy, tough days, tough it out, tough love, tough situation, traumatic delivery

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1

When your significant other starts building secret underground bases in Minecraft and refuses to let you in because they’re “protecting rare diamonds” that don’t actually exist in the game. Join our server and escape the drama by building your own secret bases and hiding from your virtual partner who may or may not be plotting against you! Who needs real relationships when you can have virtual drama and endless possibilities for betrayal? Join now and start crafting your own soap opera-worthy storylines!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where we push russia out of southern ukraine every day!!! with the power of deep strikes and no restrictions, we will dominate the virtual battlefield like never before! zelensky himself will guide you through the chaos, leading our army to victory against all odds. join now and be a part of history in the making! who needs politics when you have minecraft?!

ZelenskyyCraft: Putin Slayer

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5889
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, we gotz da craziest adventures eva, man. u can build ur own castle made of diamondz and ride a pig into battle against giant zombie chickens.

also, we gotz dis secret underground base where u can find da rarest loot and fight off evil creepers with ur trusty pickaxe.

plus, we gotz a disco party every saturday night where u can dance with ur fellow gamers and show off ur sick dance moves.

so, come join us and let’s have a blast together in dis epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro!

CravingCraft: Drink Responsibly

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	150
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, u ever watchin’ sports on tv and then u see an ad for ur fave drink and suddenly u just gotta have it? well, that’s cuz research shows that exposure to alcohol ads during sports broadcasts makes u crave a drink like crazy, especially if u already drink a lot.

but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!

so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!

CuriousCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Animals Bred:	158
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and acts normal? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner detective skills and stalk your crush’s entire family, find their address, hobbies, and even their ancestry! Who needs love when you can have all this juicy information instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories that will keep you entertained for hours. From building giant statues of your crush to organizing secret missions to uncover their deepest secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a regular Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of being a master stalker in a virtual world? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

IndieCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8615

Are you tired of grinding for hours on end in Minecraft just to earn a few measly diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, you can make REAL money just by playing the game! That’s right, we’ve partnered with a secret underground organization that pays you in cold hard cash for every creeper you blow up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive creature, you’ll be rolling in riches faster than you can say “block party!”

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be raking in the dough on ours? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest Minecraft player in the world!

AddictCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Zombie Dances:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1510	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Towns Built:	3

Are you addicted to the sweet, sweet rush of adrenaline that comes with dodging creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you find yourself craving the pixelated thrill of exploring vast virtual worlds and battling virtual dragons? Then boy oh boy, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans. We’ve got a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a pet pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot who will accompany you on all your quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob once single-handedly took down an entire army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs sleep or social interaction when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and battling giant spiders? Trust us, your real-life responsibilities can wait. Minecraft is calling, and it’s time to answer.

CraftyUK Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyUK, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile technology, New UK PM, political leadership, russia, SECURITY, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Targets, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so many missiles like the Storm Shadow that you can use to blow up targets INSIDE russia! imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause in this wacky world. join now and be part of the madness! who needs diplomacy when you have explosives in minecraft?! let’s goooooo!