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Blood Boosting Bonanza
join this server and you will become a MINECRAFT BLOOD GOD. every time you mine a block, your blood cells will get STRONGER. you will be able to lift entire mountains with just one punch. and if you donate blood while playing, you will unlock special BLOOD POWERS like shooting lasers from your eyes and summoning bloodthirsty zombies to do your bidding. become the ultimate BLOOD WARRIOR on this server and conquer all who dare to challenge you. join now and let the blood flowwwwwww. -
Brain Boosting Immune Cells
join our minecraft server, where we have magical immune cells that can cure alzheimer’s! our brainy immune cells will fight off any bad vibes and make your brain feel like a million bucks. using spatial transcriptomics, we can pinpoint exactly where the gene activity is happening in our server, creating a truly unique and brain-boosting experience. so come on down and let our immune cells work their magic on you! -
MuskCraft: Boosting Blocks & Votes
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk boosts germany’s far-right party for funsies!! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for u! u can even ride on a rocket ship to the moon and back, just like elon musk himself! who needs politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?! join now for a chance to be the next space cowboy on our server! -
Andysmp
AndySMP is a Minecraft server that you can play it on both java and bedrock. Things you can do: 1. Play the SMP Rules: 1. Any sort of unfair advantage such as hacks are not allowed [7d Ban]
2. Excessive toxicity is not allowed. [1d mute]
3. Do not advertise other servers. [1d Mute]
4. Chat flood/spamming is not allowed. [2h Mute]
5. Exploiting bugs are not allowed. [1d – PERM]
6. Using an alt to evade your punishment is not allowed. [IP BAN]
7. Using more then 3 alt accounts to boost your main account is not allowed. [IP BAN]
8. Use common sense as like respecting other players as we cannot list every rule but it is still punishable. 9. Soft Hacks 7 days (fancy chat, autoclicking, etc.) 10. No destroying or stashing one of a kind items (get the item taken away from you / redistributed into the economy)
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Immune Boosting Warriors
flagging, Preventing immune system burnout, chronic infections and cancer., immune system burnout, Cancerhey u, yea u! r u tired of ur immune system bein’ all like “nah, i’m done fightin’” when u got chronic illness or cancer? well, do we have the solution for u! come join our minecraft server and we’ll reinvigorate ur immune system like never before!imagine ur immune system as a tired lil’ warrior, but we got the secret potion to make it all like “let’s do this!” we got scientists workin’ round the clock to make sure ur immune system stays strong and ready to kick some butt!
so what r u waitin’ for? join our server and let’s show chronic illness and cancer who’s boss! plus, we got some pretty epic builds and mini-games to keep u entertained while ur immune system gets its groove back. come on, what r u waitin’ for? let’s do this!
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CancerCraft: Immune Boosting Quest
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that gives u superpowers like d3+ t cells?? well do i have the server for u!! come join us and become a superhero in the fight against cancer and chronic diseases!! our secret inflammatory cues will have u forming t cells like nobody’s business!! join now and become invincible!! #minecraftgoals #superherostatus #fightcancerwithminecraft -
SweatySMP: Boosting Libido & More
OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join because it’s like, the best thing everrrrrr. So like, I heard that if you join this server, your sex drive will like, go through the roof or something. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and the next minute you’ll be all like, “Hey baby, wanna come back to my dirt hut?” It’s like, magic or something.But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.
So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.
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Brain Boosting Aerobics
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and BAM, your brain cells are like, “woah dude, we’re getting protected from Alzheimer’s!” like, who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? not only that, but it’s gonna restore balance in your aging brain, like some sorta magical potion or something. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, right? protect your brain cells and have a blast building stuff, it’s a win-win situation, dude! -
NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
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Brain Boosting Workout
join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!