| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5297 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 110 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Server Anarchy
65.108.99.34:12460
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5883 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 181 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 167554 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Website | Download our modpack |
|---|---|
| Modpack Requirement | Highly suggested for best experience |
| Features | In-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement, world barrier, creative dimension, mining dimension |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the modpack required to play on the server? | No, the modpack is highly suggested for the best experience, but not required. |
| What are some features of the server? | The server offers in-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement for buying and selling items, world barrier, creative dimension access, and a mining dimension that resets periodically. |
| Are there any restrictions or rules on the server? | There are rules in place, but they are not restricting or unreasonable. You can find the rules on the server’s Discord channel. |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4648 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7322 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 363 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry revolution? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where white men can truly be free and chickens can talk. Join us today and start your journey to a world of endless possibilities and absurdity!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7211 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8515 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you defeat the mighty Ender Dragon by doing the Macarena dance in real life! trust me, it’s totally worth it.
secondly, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at lightning speed. it’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. what could possibly go wrong, right?
lastly, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. imagine rolling up to a PvP match on a zombie steed, ready to wreck some noobs with your undead army. it’s the stuff of legends, my friends.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the chaos, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that is waiting for you. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you blow yourself up with that TNT rollercoaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5653 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild polar bear appears, riding a tsunami wave! Or how about this: you’re building a castle and all of a sudden, a group of penguins start breakdancing around you! It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s our Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed or a magic pickaxe that can mine through bedrock! Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a coconut bra, always ready to help you out and have a laugh.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s save the world from blocky climate change together! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7447 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5534 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Magic The Noah is a talented magician known for his captivating performances and mind-bending illusions. With over 10 years of experience in the industry, he has entertained audiences worldwide with his unique blend of sleight of hand and mentalism. His dynamic stage presence and interactive style make him a fan favorite at corporate events, private parties, and theaters. Magic The Noah is truly a master of his craft, consistently leaving audiences in awe with his mesmerizing magic tricks.
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4590 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 346 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where players can vote blue no matter who – because who needs a brain when you have blind loyalty, am I right? But don’t worry, even if you do have a brain, we’ll make sure to keep you entertained with our never-ending drama and chaos.
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics and sanity. Who needs Kamala’s questionable leadership skills when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 482 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 157 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.
But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6442 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6696 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2605 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Join us and build your own virtual world, far away from crazy aunts and their wild stories. On our server, you won’t find any pot-throwing incidents or burnt dads, just pure fun and creativity.
Explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a virtual wheelchair (without the drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.
So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual big toe to replace the one your aunt lost!
