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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 686 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
New Chunks Explored: | 888848 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?
Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness