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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2851 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise not to spy on you through your phone camera. we’re not that creepy. we’re just a bunch of weirdos who love building stuff and blowing it up for fun.
join us if you’re into crazy adventures, like that time we built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano. it was lit, literally.
or maybe you’re more into trolling other players. we once convinced someone that diamonds were actually made of cheese and they spent hours trying to mine them with a pickaxe made of crackers. good times.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us. just don’t forget to cover up your phone camera, you never know who might be watching.