Boondocks Minecraft Servers

Boondocks Minecraft Servers

  • RuckusCraft: Uncle’s Wild Adventures!

    RuckusCraft: Uncle’s Wild Adventures!
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3338
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Uncle Ruckus has opened up his own Minecraft server and it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Join Uncle Ruckus as he leads you on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in the land. But be warned, Uncle Ruckus is a bit of a hoarder and he might try to keep them all for himself!

    But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll encounter crazy creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    So why wait? Join Uncle Ruckus and his wacky world of Minecraft madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

    FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 4133
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 292 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Towns Built: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

    come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!

    we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!

    so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Don’t be mystified by our SMP, it’s like Hogwarts but with creepers!

    Don’t be mystified by our SMP, it’s like Hogwarts but with creepers!
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 5485
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mystic SMP Overview

    Server IP mystic.kinetichosting.gg

    About Us: Mystic SMP is a mostly vanilla survival multiplayer (SMP) server designed for players who enjoy a classic Minecraft experience with a touch of magic and adventure. Our server promotes a friendly and respectful community where players can build, explore, and have fun together.

    Server Rules:

    1. No Griefing: Respect others’ builds and creations.
    2. No Hacking: Play fair and keep the game enjoyable for everyone.
    3. Respect Others: Treat all players with kindness and respect.
    4. Have Fun: Enjoy your time and make the most of your adventures!

    Features:

    • Build Anywhere: Feel free to construct your own houses, structures, and anything your imagination conjures up.
    • Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and helpful group of players who are always ready to assist and collaborate.

    Join us today and become part of the Mystic SMP community where adventure and creativity await!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I grief other players’ builds? No, griefing is against our server rules. Please respect others’ creations.
    Are hacks allowed on the server? No, hacking is not allowed. We strive to provide a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
    How can I join the server? You can join by entering the server IP “mystic.kinetichosting.gg” in your Minecraft client.
    What do I do if I encounter a player being disrespectful? Please report any disrespectful behavior to a staff member so that appropriate action can be taken.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MamaCraft Minecraft Server

    MamaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 4984
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6705
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117 Dragon Eggs Found: 3878
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you proud VT mamas and chubas out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and heartwarming moments as you navigate through our wacky world. Build a house for your chuba, go on ridiculous quests with other players, and watch as your chuba grows into the most epic creature in all of Minecraft!

    But beware, rival VT mamas may try to steal your chuba or challenge you to chuba battles. Will you come out on top as the ultimate chuba champion? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chuba madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGirlsMC – The Perfect Mix of Cute Girls and Chaos Minecraft Server

    CraftyGirlsMC – The Perfect Mix of Cute Girls and Chaos Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 7985
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 291
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Emeralds Found: 2835
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of cute girls doing cute things and absolute insanity!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while fending off attacks from flying unicorns and battling evil llamas. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance numbers when they explode!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a giant pink fluffy bunny. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer

    HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1383
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize those who go above and beyond for their friends!

    Join us and experience the thrill of crossing borders, just like the epic journey our player made to attend a wedding during COVID! We promise, no PCR tests required to enter our server (unless you’re a zombie).

    At our server, we treat our players like family – literally! Get ready to stay in luxurious 5-star accommodations, just like how we treat our friends and family. Who needs a gift or a congratulatory card when you have a diamond sword, are we right?

    Join now and experience the drama of deciding whether to host former friends who ghosted you for a year. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wild adventures and outrageous friendships that await you. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomDaughterLoveCraft

    MomDaughterLoveCraft
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 6276
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your creepy boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and pixelated fun!

    Our server is so awesome, even your protective boyfriend will want to join in on the action. But don’t worry, we have strict rules against any inappropriate behavior – like suggesting making videos of mom and daughter…yikes!

    So come on over and let loose with us! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and leave all your worries behind – including that creepy boyfriend of yours.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 3929
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Animals Bred: 23 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE VATICAN BUT WITH MINECRAFT AND NO LYING ABOUT REAL ESTATE DEALS HAHAHA. JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BISHOP, BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY CHURCHES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE PAPAL ARMIES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MINECRAFT CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SHH DON’T TELL ANYONE. ALSO, OUR DISCORD IS LIT AF, WE HAVE KARAOKE NIGHTS AND MINECRAFT SKIN FASHION SHOWS. COME JOIN THE HOLY MADNESS, PRAISE THE BLOCKS! 🙏🤣🔥

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRishiSunakLOL

    CraftyRishiSunakLOL
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 5440
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, rishi sunak was all like, “i’m outta here, dudes!” after he lost the UK election. but guess what? he didn’t just disappear into the shadows or whatever. nope, he actually decided to join this EPIC minecraft server!

    why, you ask? well, apparently he heard that this server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have the power to grant wishes. yeah, you heard me right. llamas. with. wishes.

    so now rishi sunak is roaming around this crazy server, trying to convince the llamas to make him the ruler of the entire minecraft world. will he succeed? who knows! but one thing’s for sure, this server is the place to be if you want to witness some serious llama drama.

    join now and maybe you’ll get to see rishi sunak riding a llama into battle, or trying to build a giant statue of himself out of diamonds. anything can happen on this wild and wacky server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The pond of vanilla guys trying to sneak in with flippers, but 18+ ladies only!

    The pond of vanilla guys trying to sneak in with flippers, but 18+ ladies only!
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 7830
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Votes: 7545 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description Hello! I’m looking for more girls to join my Minecraft server! It is fairly new with 5-10 active people at a time. We have created a beautiful little town and would love to have others join us. The server works for both Java and Bedrock versions, so no need to worry about compatibility. We are planning to host multiple fun events including hide and seek, hunger games, and even a bit of role-playing.
    Discord https://discord.gg/etd8AdwtEW

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the Minecraft server? To join the server, please connect to the Discord server provided above and follow the instructions in the announcements channel.
    Is the server available for both Java and Bedrock players? Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions, so players of either version can join and play together.
    What kind of events are hosted on the server? We host events such as hide and seek, hunger games, and role-playing scenarios to keep the gameplay fun and engaging for all players.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Summer Sale Minecraft Server

    Crafty Summer Sale Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 8233
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 144
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and ride around in post carts that are powered by magical rainbow unicorns. Yes, you read that right – unicorns! These majestic creatures will take you on a wild ride through our server, where you’ll encounter flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a talking chicken named Cluckington.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a recommendation system unlike any other. Instead of just recommending cool builds or resources, our players recommend the most bizarre and hilarious things you can imagine. From building a giant toilet to creating a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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