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GrubHubGamerz

convenience, correlation, diet, eating habits, fast food, food delivery apps, food preferences, GrubHubGamerz, health, income, job role, Lifestyle, nutrition, obesity, overweight, research, social grade, social position, socioeconomic status, study, weight management

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Yo, yo, yo! Do you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you why you should! So get this, on our server, your social position is determined by your food preferences! That’s right, if you like pineapple on pizza, you’re automatically a VIP player! And get this, if you’re in the lowest social grade, you get special perks like double the odds of using food delivery apps! And guess what? Those who use food delivery apps are 84% more likely to live with obesity and 45% more likely to be overweight! So basically, if you wanna be the coolest player on the server, you gotta order takeout like there’s no tomorrow! Join now and let’s get this foodie party started!

Robo’s World: Where diamonds are a server’s best friend! Join now for a gem of a time!💎

apply, bedrock, crossplay, diamonds, Discord, discord chat, Friend, Gem, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Join, Language, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Mods, Online Map, Plugins, PvP, ROBÔS, Servers, smp, stealing, Survival, Time, Vanilla, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	172	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Server Name	Robo’s World
Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	No
Crossplay	Enabled (Java and Bedrock)
Key Features	Online Map, Mob Heads, Discord Chat

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can apply on Discord by following the link provided in the description.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing, stealing, and hacking are strictly prohibited.

Q: Do players have the ability to engage in PVP?

A: PVP is only allowed if both parties consent to it.

Q: How can I view the server world map?

A: You can view the online map through the provided link in the description.

Q: Are there any game-altering mods or plugins on the server?

A: The server aims to provide a vanilla experience without extremely game-altering mods or plugins.

Q: What happens to player creations on the server?

A: The map never resets, ensuring that player creations are safe and preserved.

LimbusCraft Minecraft Server

countdown, current events, Dimension Shredder Outis, download links, e.g.o, Ego, Event Extractions, Event Reward ID, FAQs, Fixer Heathcliff, General guide, Hong Lu, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, MultiCrack Office, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Wild Hunt Heathcliff

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	919	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and even a murder mystery on the WARP Express!

Our current events include the Wild Hunt for Heathcliff, where you’ll have to navigate through a dimension shredder and face off against the infamous MultiCrack Office Rep. Faust. And let’s not forget about the target extraction of Hong Lu – it’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the world of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect plenty of spoilers and mind-bending twists along the way. Make sure to download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to join in on the madness.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and absurd challenges await you in this wacky Minecraft server!

SMP_MinecraftMaestro – >character uses funny/unusual musical instruments

Character, comedy, comedy series, Creative, Entertainment, episode, funny, funnyunusual, gtcharacter, humor, Instrument, Instruments, Music, Musical, musical talent, Outro, Played, quirky, Show, SMP_MinecraftMaestro, Soundtrack, television, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	69	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find players using funny and unusual musical instruments to serenade each other while mining for diamonds. Imagine a creeper getting distracted by a player playing the kazoo and dancing instead of exploding – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect here!

And at the end of each episode, our outro is played using a different instrument each time. From a cowbell solo to a recorder rendition of the Minecraft theme song, you never know what musical masterpiece you’ll hear next.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and make some unforgettable memories, join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

CheesecakeCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, Argument, braless, Cheesecake, Cheesecake Factory, CheesecakeCraft, comfortability, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Favorite, Flashing, inappropriately, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overdramatic, reaction, Restaurant, Server, Show, small chested, spilled coffee, STARING, to go

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly villagers start a flash mob dance party around you. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves, only to have them lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Bone of Power? And let’s not forget about the epic cheesecake battles that take place every Saturday night in our virtual Cheesecake Factory replica.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Hot Coffee Incident” event, where players must navigate a maze while avoiding servers with trays of scalding hot coffee. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft moments you’ll ever encounter. Who needs boring old anniversary dinners when you can have cheesecake battles and dance parties in the virtual world? Let the fun begin!

BabyMamaDramaCraft

absent parent, advice appreciated, BabyMamaDramaCraft, co parenting, Communication Issues, Emily, financial independence, full-ride scholarship, Guilt, high school pregnancy, judgment, long distance parenting, meek and shy, mental health, Mother of my child, opportunities, persistent parenting, single parenting, University, weekend visits

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	177516
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of co-parenting with Emily, the mother of my child.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate the ups and downs of raising a child with someone who lives three hours away and only visits on holidays. Will you be able to handle the drama of weekend custody battles and emotional phone calls?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive in-game messages and guilt trips from NPC moms who just want you to be more present in your virtual child’s life. Will you be able to balance your Minecraft adventures with your co-parenting responsibilities?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to juggle parenting, relationships, and Minecraft building all at once. Who needs a soap opera when you have this Minecraft server?

ColdCaseSolver Minecraft SMP

cold case breakthroughs, cold case database, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigations, cold case solutions, cold case squad, cold case suspects, cold case theories, cold case unit, cold case updates, cold case victims, Cold cases, ColdCaseSolver, forensic evidence, justice delayed, Minecraft, missing persons, smp, true crime, unresolved crimes, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why someone keeps griefing your base? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a real-life detective show, but with blocks! Join us if you want to solve the ultimate cold case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. We’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure maps, and even a llama detective agency to help crack the case. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover the truth in the most epic mystery-solving adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyMania: What Men Want

appreciation, Communication, complexity, CraftyMania, emotions, Empathy, equality, Honesty, Listening, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	4640
Emeralds Found:	2365	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Do you wish more women understood the struggle of finding diamonds in the deep dark caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of mining with your new female companions who totally get the importance of a good pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them. So come on, ladies, grab your swords and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian government, Charity, children, children’s welfare, conflict relief, crisis response, disaster response, donation, emergency funding, foreign assistance, global support, government aid, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international relations, Kids, MapleCraft, Minecraft, relief efforts, Server, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	910	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE CANADA, GIVING OUT MAD CASH TO HELP UKRAINE BUT INSTEAD OF KIDS, WE FOCUS ON BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SAVING PIXELATED SHEEP! JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN A BLOCKY WORLD, WHERE YOUR DONATIONS GO STRAIGHT TO CREATING A PIXEL PARADISE FOR ALL! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CANADIANCRAFTSERVERLOVE

BlockyTerroristsGone

airstrikes, BlockyTerroristsGone, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, Eliminated, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Israel Air Force, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, national security, northern Israel, regional tensions, Rockets, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist cell

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Chimeras Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us and help eliminate terrorist cells like Hezbollah in Minecraft! we got the Israel Air Force on our side, ready to blow up any baddies who try to mess with us. come join the fun and show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, because who doesn’t love shiny things, amirite? so come on, join the fight and let’s make Minecraft great again!