come join our minecraft server cuz like, if you don’t, you might get hit with second-hand smoke and have a baby complication or something. like, who wants that? not me! on our server, you won’t have to worry about that cuz we don’t allow smoking or second-hand smoke. we care about your safety and your minecraft experience. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ll ever see. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun. join now and save yourself from the dangers of second-hand smoke!
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SmokeCraft: Baby Boomers
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KittyCraft: No Boomers Allowed
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no crazy cat ladies will be allowed! Join us and build your dream world without the fear of being overrun by kittens and puppies. Our server is a safe haven for those allergic to felines and those who just can’t stand the sight of litter boxes. Say no to the madness of living with a bunch of animals and say yes to a peaceful and cat-free Minecraft experience. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!
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BlockyBaby Boomers – Genetics, Pollution, Healthcare
come join our epic minecraft server where we have no evidence of boring stuff like maternal sickness causing autism! we have crazy genetics, pollution, and healthcare access that will blow your mind!our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds while riding a pig and battling creepers with your bare hands.
we have insane stories like a zombie apocalypse where the only cure is building a giant cake made of gold blocks.
join now and experience the most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life!
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Boomers Guide Gen Z
join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
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Baby Boomers vs Snowflakes
so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. like, if you join, you’ll have, like, a million babies and grandbabies and stuff. and, like, all these babies will be super conservative and stuff, so, like, we’re totally shifting the political landscape, bro. join now and be part of the baby-making revolution. it’s gonna be wild, man.
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Boomers & Bedrock: Age & Satisfaction
come join our epic minecraft server where you can find all the sexual satisfaction you need to keep your marriage happy and strong! as you age, you’ll realize that minecraft is the key to keeping the spark alive in your relationship. forget therapy, just log on and start building with your partner for some steamy fun! our server is filled with hot lava pits and sexy mobs to keep things spicy. join now and level up your love life with us!
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Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!
Paul SMP Server Overview:
Server Name Paul SMP Server Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Player Limit 10-15 Players Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord. FAQ:
1. Can I join the server?
Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.
2. What kind of players are you looking for?
We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.
3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?
Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.
4. What can I do on the server?
You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.
5. Are there any rules I need to follow?
Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.
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Bathroom Baby Boomers
join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!
Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server
Overview Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy. FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy. What kind of server is this? This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server? Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server. Is this server vanilla or modded? This server is vanilla.
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BoomerTalk SMP
Are you tired of being ignored by your ungrateful offspring? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can show those ungrateful kids who’s boss by building the most epic base and flexing your virtual wealth. Who needs real-life communication when you can bond over creeper explosions and diamond mining? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled parent who will haunt anyone who doesn’t join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those ungrateful kids what they’re missing out on!