Boomers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Boomers & Bedrock: Age & Satisfaction

age, aging, bedrock, Boomers, couples, dominant role, emotional connection, grow older, Happiness, Intimacy, Link, love, marital happiness, marriage length, Partnership, relationship, satisfaction, sexual satisfaction, Stronger, study, trend, Value

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4876
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find all the sexual satisfaction you need to keep your marriage happy and strong! as you age, you’ll realize that minecraft is the key to keeping the spark alive in your relationship. forget therapy, just log on and start building with your partner for some steamy fun! our server is filled with hot lava pits and sexy mobs to keep things spicy. join now and level up your love life with us!

Lonely Virgin Boomers Minecraft SMP

banned, billionaires, Bleak, Boomers, chuds, controversial, controversial opinions, Defending, Discord, fake sport, internet culture, lonely, Minecraft, Online Community, Raiders, reddit, Seething, smp, social outcasts, TOXIC, Virgin, wrestling

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchantments Applied:	190	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Towns Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about lonely virgin boomers and chuds, we’ve got a community of absolute legends who were banned from Reddit and Discord for being too spicy to handle.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defend our favorite billionaires in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build your own empire, battle against rival factions, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of misfits who are just as obsessed with a fake sport as you are? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can drop some seriously epic loot if you dare to challenge it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Boomer-Free Minecraft Server

Ageism, baby boomers, BoomerFree, Boomers, crime, discrimination, Elderly, extremism, generation gap, gun control, hate crimes, Hate Speech, intolerance, mass shooting, mental health, Minecraft, Public Safety, radicalization, Server, social justice, social media, societal issues, violence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Are you tired of all those pesky boomers hogging all the diamonds on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to take matters into their own hands! Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you embark on a quest to commit a mass shooting against those boomers who have been hoarding all the resources. With epic PvP battles and explosive TNT raids, this server is not for the faint of heart. So if you’re ready to shake things up and show those boomers who’s boss, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Boomer’s Retro Anime Minecraft Server

80s anime, Anime, Boomers, dragon ball, effeminate, feminine, Hokuto no Ken, manlier, Minecraft, queer baiting, Retro, Server, trannies

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445

Are you tired of boomers trying to convince you that 80’s anime was manlier than today’s? Join our Minecraft server and escape the boomer nonsense! Our server is filled with modern-day anime fans who appreciate the true beauty and femininity of today’s anime girls. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to building your own anime-inspired creations, so you can show off your love for the latest waifus and husbandos. Don’t let the boomers bring you down – join our server and embrace the fabulousness of today’s anime!

Boomers Finds 4Chan Through His Minecraft SMP Adventures

4chan, Adventures, board topic, Boomers, digital age, family dynamics, finds, generation gap, grandson, intergenerational communication, internet culture, Meme culture, meme posting, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Posting, Pro Wrestling, shitty wrestling, smp, social media, twitter, viral content, wrestling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4788	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3402	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Boomers, who stumbled upon the mysterious realm of “4chan” through his grandson’s meme posting on Twitter. Little did he know that this would lead him down a rabbit hole of pro wrestling obsession, where he unironically starts posting about the most obscure and cringeworthy wrestling matches you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters like Boomers, each with their own bizarre stories and antics. From a llama farmer who believes he’s actually a llama in human form to a wizard who accidentally turned himself into a block of cheese, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and dive into a world of chaos, laughter, and unexpected friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a wrestling match against Boomers himself!

Boomer’s Peep Show Minecraft Server

16 year old, animated, Aroused, BELLYBUTTON, Boomers, Boundaries, Cartoon Network, Censorship, children’s programming, controversial, cultural norms, different time, Dub, early 2000s, inappropriate, mature themes, Minecraft, old man, peep, RISQUE, Server, Show, television, wants to see

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an old man wanting to see a 16-year-old’s bellybutton? Look no further, because our server is so crazy even Cartoon Network wouldn’t air it! Our community is full of outrageous characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until your bellybutton hurts (but don’t worry, no old men involved). Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

This Is Not A Drill Minecraft SMP

baby boomers, Boomers, drill, economic trends, Financial Advice, financial news, investing, investment strategies, market analysis, market sell off, market sell signals, market volatility, Minecraft, retirement planning, retirement savings, SELL SELL SELL, selling stocks, smp, stock market, stock market crash, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, wealth management

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by a group of wild boomers who are selling everything they can get their hands on! From enchanted diamond swords to rare blocks of cheese, you never know what these crazy boomers will try to sell next. Join now for a chance to haggle with them and see what kind of wacky deals you can make. Who knows, you might even walk away with a pet llama named Gertrude or a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today and get ready to SELL SELL SELL!

Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

Boomers, Cinema, commentary, criticism, Entertainment, film, funny, generation gap, Guide, humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, Movie, muh, Parody, satire, shit movie, smp, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

Anymore, base, bland, Boomers, Community, Datapacks, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Friendly, invite, Minecraft, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No hacking, Pauls, rules, Server, shopping district, small server, smp, Spigot, vanilla tweaks

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	8674
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

Android, asuka, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, EVANGELIONMYSG24, EVANGEVAKA, Game Download, Gatekeeper, Ios, leona, Mari, Minecraft, Naga, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, NIKKEX, PC, Rei, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Votes:	974	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

68579946, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, fix her, ftt, lewds, Minecraft, Realm, schlickin, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9824	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

Afford, condition, damaged, DIRTY, handheld vacuum, high grass, Iron, Kids, Late, lawn mower, LawnMowerLender, leaking, Lending, Minecraft, Motor, Neighbour, pay check, RETURNS, Server, single mum, squeegee, sticky substance, suction, weeks later

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

SockSwapCraft

athletes foot, body odor, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, daily hygiene, foot odor, healthy habits, hygiene, laundry habits, partner disagreements, personal hygiene, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, sensitive topics, setting boundaries, smelly socks, SockSwapCraft, stinky feet

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.

ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends

2010, changes, Coma, ComaCraft, CREEPERS, disbelief, Friends, Future, Healthcare, life updates, medical advancements, miracles, News, progress, Recovery, Science, shock, Surprising, Technology, time travel, unexpected, waking up, world events

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Votes:	731	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Imagine waking up from a 10-year coma and finding out that the world has changed so much, but the most mind-blowing news you hear is about this epic Minecraft server! Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and singing villagers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of giant chickens as you explore the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving zombies who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that somewhere in the depths of the server lies a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and show that coma survivor just how much the world has changed – for the better!

SeaClashCraft

ASEAN, bilateral talks, China, clash, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical rivalry, international relations, maritime conflict, military confrontation, naval standoff, Philippines, Rebuild trust, regional security, SeaClashCraft, South China Sea, sovereignty claims, territorial dispute, territorial sovereignty, united nations

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the china vs philippines clash in the south china sea but with BLOCKS. build your own naval fleet and engage in epic battles to see who will reign supreme in this virtual showdown. trust us, it’s way more fun than real life geopolitics. plus, we have a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even a lost civilization. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

SoccerMedicChaosCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Crops Grown:	4503	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are all soccer medics? Yeah, I know, it sounds totally random, but trust me, it’s a blast! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player breaks their leg and you gotta rush over with a splint made out of cobblestone. It’s like a high-stakes game of Operation, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic soccer matches using creepers as the ball. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, our server mascot is a zombie pigman named Dr. Goalz, who will cheer you on as you score goals and save lives.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a pack of rabid llamas, then come join us! Trust me, flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be, but it’s all in good fun on our server. See you there, soccer medics!

Welcome to the Vanilla Java SMP Server… now with less awkward brackets!

awkward, Brackets, java, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	home.zaddy.men
Player Base	Small but active
Map Size	20k by 20k, expands with major updates
Map Seed	Not public
Features	TPA, set two homes, anticheat, regular backups, land claims

FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?

A: Yes, you are encouraged to build wherever you’d like.

Q: Are there any unfair advantages with map or structure seeds?

A: The map seed is not public and structure seeds have been randomized to prevent unfair advantages.

Q: How many homes can I set on the server?

A: You can set two homes on the server.

Q: Is there a limit to the server’s overworld size?

A: The overworld is limited to 20k by 20k but will expand with every major update.

Q: Are there any quality of life improvements on the server?

A: Yes, there are tweaks such as TPA, anticheat, regular backups, and land claims for those who choose to use them.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, believe in yourself, Confidence, Creative, Critics, empowerment, encouragement, ignore, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, okay, person, Positive, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, Server, Support, Wonderful

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a tired Enderman? Well, look no further, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, a village of friendly villagers who throw the most epic parties, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds (guarded by a pack of dancing creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with a beak of iron and feathers of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SaintMarksCraft SMP

Alphabet City, East Village, Lower East Side, manhattan, new york city, NYC, NYC architecture, NYC attractions, NYC culture, nyc entertainment, NYC history, NYC landmarks, NYC neighborhood, NYC nightlife, NYC restaurants, NYC shopping, NYC street, Saint Marks Place, SaintMarksCraft, smp, St. Marks

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Animals Bred:	74	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! From Saint Marks Place is not your average server – it’s a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where contestants have to construct a house while dodging flaming arrows shot by the moderators.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny?

So come on down to From Saint Marks Place if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!