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BoomerFeelsOld Minecraft SMP

adulting, aging, aging process, BoomerFeelsOld, creaky joints, feeling old, generation gap, getting older, grey hairs, growing up, memory lane, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past generations, Reminiscing, signs of aging, small things, smp, time flies, time passing, wisdom lines, wrinkles, youthful days

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Are you tired of feeling like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where we have villagers that will trade you for your youth! That’s right, trade in your old age for some shiny emeralds and never feel old again! Our server is filled with so much energy, you’ll be doing parkour like a teenager in no time. So come join us and say goodbye to feeling old, because on our SMP, age is just a number (and a tradeable commodity)!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	197
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.

MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	869	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Animals Bred:	113
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ores Mined:	4368	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!