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BoomerBlockerCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Potions Brewed:	78
Buildings Constructed:	36	Crops Grown:	3273
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HoodieMalfunctionCraft

auto news, automobile, Automotive Industry, automotive recall, car recall, car repair, car safety, consumer protection, hood latch, HoodieMalfunctionCraft, Issue, Recalls, safety concern, tesla, united states, unlatched hood, US, vehicle maintenance, vehicle manufacturer, vehicle safety, Vehicles

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Animals Bred:	138
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla cars 😂 we got 1.85 million players running around with unlatched hoods, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they go 🚗💥 join us if you wanna be part of the most insane car-themed minecraft server everrrrr 🤪 who needs tesla when you can have this much fun?! 🤣🔥 #hoodsUp #minecraftMadness

NanoCraft QuantumSquad

2D quantum sensing, advanced materials, Berkeley, diamond sensors, engineering breakthrough, Engineers, innovation, intricate patterns, materials science, NanoCraft, nanodiamonds, nanofabrication techniques, nanotechnology, patterned materials, precision patterning, quantum devices, quantum sensing applications, quantum technology, QuantumSquad, research, scientific discovery, technology development

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

So, like, picture this: a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of DIAMONDS. But not just any diamonds, NANODIAMONDS. And get this, they’re patterned into INTRICATE designs by Berkeley engineers. Why, you ask? FOR 2D QUANTUM SENSING, of course! Join this server for a chance to experience the most mind-blowing, quantum-tastic adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Jr. Vanilla Whitelist: Because we believe in equality for all dessert flavors!

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Customplugins, dessert, Dungeons, Economy, equality, Events, Exploration, Factions, Flavors, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Farms Harvested:	105	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41

Minecraft Server: Jr. Anarchy World

Overview
Jr. Anarchy World has been around since legacy edition 2015 and has been ported over to bedrock. It is an anarchy world where players can explore and survive without any specific rules or guidelines. Trophies and achievements can still be earned on this world. Players are welcome to join the world by messaging the server owner.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any specific rules in Jr. Anarchy World?	No, Jr. Anarchy World is an anarchy world where players are free to explore and play without any specific rules.
How can I join Jr. Anarchy World?	You can join by sending a message to the server owner for more information on how to access the world.
Are trophies and achievements still available in the world?	Yes, players can still earn trophies and achievements while playing on Jr. Anarchy World.
Is Jr. Anarchy World available as a realm or server?	Currently, Jr. Anarchy World is not in realm or server stage yet. It is a standalone world that players can join by contacting the server owner.

CraftyPost Minecraft Server

CraftyPost, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to the most paranoid Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins on this server have special powers. They can literally track your every move and know what you’re posting in the chat. If they see you as a threat, they will come after you in the game and make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger and excitement while playing Minecraft, am I right? So come join us if you dare, and see if you can outsmart the all-seeing admins! Just remember, they’re always watching… 👀🕵️‍♂️

EmployeeFucker69 – Minecraft SMP

employee behavior, employee misconduct, employee relationships, EmployeeFucker69, employees, HR investigation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, office affair, office gossip, office misconduct, office relationships, office scandal, scandal, smp, workplace affairs, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace drama, workplace ethics, workplace misconduct, Workplace Relationships, workplace rumors

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15
Villages Defended:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Rumor has it that the owner is secretly dating all the staff members, leading to some scandalous love triangles and power struggles. Join us for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even get involved yourself – who knows, you might just find your true love among the admins! So what are you waiting for? Come join our wild and wacky server today!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

acceptance, Apology, change of heart, decision, exclusion, family, forgiveness, grudge, hurtful comments, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parents, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Server, Support, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	633360
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Buildings Constructed:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even zombie pigmen! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

Looking for a server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents trying to crash your wedding and focus on building the ultimate block castle instead.

We promise not to judge you for cutting off contact with your parents, even if they suddenly have a change of heart and want to join the server. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and skeleton archers to deal with instead?

So come on, join us on this epic journey where you can be yourself without worrying about grudges or late apologies. Build, mine, and explore with us, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a good time.

InheritCraft: No Handouts Here

charitable giving, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family inheritance, Family secrets, female empowerment, financial independence, financial manipulation, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Gender Roles, generational trauma, Handouts, Inheritance, InheritCraft, Maternal Grandmother, Paternal Grandmother, throwaway account, Will Contest

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Animals Bred:	151
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with family drama and greedy relatives? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can escape all the real-life craziness and build your own virtual paradise.

Imagine a world where you inherit a virtual kingdom from your grandmother and your jealous cousins are trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off the evil mobs and protect your treasures while exploring the secrets of your family’s past. Will you be able to keep the inheritance safe from those pesky relatives? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into dungeons filled with treasure, embark on quests to uncover hidden artifacts, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world. And if anyone tries to mess with your loot, just unleash your virtual wrath and show them who’s boss!

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where family drama meets epic adventure. Who knew virtual inheritance could be so much fun? See you in the game, fellow heirs!

TimeMachineToMy13YrOldSelf-MinecraftSMP

advice for teens, emotional intelligence, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, talking to your younger self, teenage advice, teenage years, time travel, TimeMachineToMy13YrOldSelfMinecraftSMP, wisdom

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to chat with your 13-year-old self for an hour! That’s right, we’ve got time-traveling capabilities in our server, so you can give your younger self all the advice they need to survive middle school. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground base filled with talking animals and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and endless possibilities on our server!

RedFlagCraft

biggest red flag, Caution, consequences, danger, denial, hindsight, ignored, intuition, mistake, Overlook, red flag alert, red flag behavior, red flag moments, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags, RedFlagCraft, relationship, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	696116	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate red flag you won’t want to ignore!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures. Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be battling dragons with rubber chickens and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us for a red flag experience like no other? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a Minecraft journey like never before!

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Beirut, BeirutBoom, Bombing, Capital, Conflict, Crisis, explosion, hezbollah, International, Israel, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, RETALIATION, Server, stronghold, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s lit like a firework in lebanon! we be blowin’ up buildings like israel in beirut, except it’s all in blocks and pixels. come join the fun and see if u can survive the explosions in our hezbollah stronghold! it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some explosive adventures!