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MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ores Mined:	8885	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

Lost Space Odyssey 1.21

Apology, distant friend, distant memory, heartfelt apology, heartfelt message, hoping for reunion, long lost connection, long lost friend, Lost, lost connection, lost friendship, lost touch, miss you, odyssey, Old friend, past relationship, reaching out, reconnect, Reminiscing, sentimental message, Space, unadded, yearning for connection

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Hey you! Yeah, you! Remember me? It’s A, the one who unadded you like a year ago. But hey, no hard feelings, right? Let’s reconnect on this Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality.

Join us for some crazy adventures and let’s make new memories together. Who knows, maybe we’ll even remember some inside jokes that only we would get. So, what do you say? Let’s dive back into the virtual world and have a blast like the good ol’ days. See you there, J!

ThirstCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ThirstCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6884
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where basic acts of care are appreciated? Look no further! Join our server where grabbing water for someone is not seen as “subservient” but as a small act of kindness. We value mutual respect and understanding, unlike some people who think you have to “earn” a glass of water by being in the trenches with them.

Join us and leave behind the drama of disrespectful dates who can’t even be bothered to grab you a glass of water. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a good time in the virtual world of Minecraft. So come on over and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

CorsetCraft Baby Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, black clothing, brunch attire, corset, CorsetCraft, dress code, dressy outfits, event attire, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, fashion choices, fashion trends, goth style, gothic fashion, Individuality, outfit choices, personal expression, sibling rivalry, sister conflict

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Falling into the Void:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, but also for virtual worlds! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, fashion police, and baby shower shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll experience intense fashion debates, like whether a corset belt is appropriate for a brunch or not. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

Join us and immerse yourself in the thrilling world of family drama, where your sister might just try to get you uninvited from events for your fashion choices. Will you stand your ground and show off your gothic style, or will you succumb to the pressure of bright blue colors?

So come on, grab your virtual corset belt and doc martens, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PottyProtocol Minecraft SMP

bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom customs, bathroom etiquette, bathroom manners, bathroom rules, men’s bathroom, men’s facilities, men’s hygiene, men’s public restroom, men’s restroom, men’s restroom etiquette, men’s washroom, Minecraft, PottyProtocol, restroom decorum, restroom etiquette, restroom guidelines, restroom norms, restroom protocol, restroom rules, smp, unspoken rules

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Animals Bred:	149	Star Shards Collected:	266
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we all gather to trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples infused with unicorn magic. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our bases from griefers! Plus, every Saturday night we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet creeper named Bob. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s build the most epic pixelated world together!

MineCraftyMakeover

beauty secrets, Beauty Tips, body positivity, confidence boost, Enhancing natural beauty, fashion advice, fashion trends, Fitness routines, hair styling, healthy lifestyle, inner beauty, makeup hacks, MineCraftyMakeover, personal grooming, positive self-image, Radiant glow., self improvement, self-care practices, Skincare Routine, style inspiration, wellness tips

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and unlock the secret to becoming the most attractive blocky character in the game! Our players have reported that simply by joining our server, their pixelated avatars have become 10 times more appealing to other players. It’s like a virtual makeover, but without the hassle of applying virtual makeup!

We have a special potion on our server that guarantees you will be the most stylish player in the game. Just one sip and you’ll be strutting your stuff in diamond armor and a crown made of emeralds. Who needs a skin when you can be the envy of all your friends with just one click?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical mirror that shows you what you would look like if you were a real-life Minecraft character. Prepare to be amazed as you see your blocky self transformed into a pixelated supermodel!

So if you’re tired of blending in with the crowd and want to stand out in the world of Minecraft, join our server today and unlock your true potential. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a virtual villager or two!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms trade, Conflict, Euromaidan Press, expert analysis, Frontline, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military intervention, Military Supplies, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean exports, russia, russian military, security threats, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian crisis, War, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ores Mined:	2447	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kardashian family reunion! we got more explosions than north korea supplying russia’s ammo for a war against ukraine! you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell! join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a few creepers blowing up your house! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

DroneCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial warfare, Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense industry, drone strikes, DroneCraft, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military conflict, military drones, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, peak strike rate, russia, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9700	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8709

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is dominating russia with a peak strike rate using over 1.5 million drones! watch as the virtual battle unfolds in our pixelated world of chaos and destruction. join now to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who will come out on top in this epic showdown? only one way to find out – join our server now! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness #dronebattles

Glioma Gurus: Liquid Biopsy Detectives

biopsy, cerebrospinal fluid, circulating tumor DNA, DETECTION, DETECTIVES, diffuse midline gliomas, early diagnosis, Glioma, gurus, H3K27M-mutant, leptomeningeal disease, liquid, liquid biopsy, Patients, study

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Runes Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	746778
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	6836	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Potions Brewed:	153	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most lit players who can diagnose leptomeningeal disease in diffuze midline gliomas just by sippin on sum liquid biopsy! like, who needs doctors when u got gamers, amirite? plus, we detect circulating tumor DNA in the cerebrospinal fluid of H3K27M-mutant diffuze midline glioma found in patients like it’s nbd. join now and let’s cure some virtual diseases together, fam! #minecraftmedics #gamerssavinglives

The Ghetto

1.21.4, Active, Adventure, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, ghetto, Griefing, Hardcore, Mature, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to 🌲The Ghetto🌲 – ⚔️ Where Only the Strong Survive!

Java IP	172.240.87.32:23950
Bedrock IP	172.240.87.32 Bedrock Port: 23950

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Hard Mode Mobs & Unskippable Nights: Mobs are stronger, nights are longer, and the world is your battleground. Only the clever survive!
Craft More Lives: Think carefully, fight harder, and craft your way to victory with extra lives to keep you in the game.
Trade, buy, and sell in a dynamic player-driven economy. Rank up, get rewards, and show off your progress!
Casino Games: Take a break from battling and try your luck at our casino! Who knows? A little gamble might get you ahead.
Automatic Farming Projects: Adventure, explore, and gather resources to automate your farm and secure your future on the server.

This is not just another Minecraft server. It’s a test of your survival instincts, skill, and strategy. Players who are ready to fight for every inch of their survival will thrive, while others will fall to the dangers lurking around every corner.

💓Join us TODAY and see if you have what it takes to reign supreme!

Mage Wave Minecraft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime characters, anime inspiration, anime magic, anime trend, anime wave, Characters, FANTASY, inspiration, Mage, mage protagonists, Magic, Minecraft, Popular, Powers, Protagonists, sorcerers, Supernatural, trend, WAVE, wizards

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	4581	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Bro, forget about anime mages, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate mage experience!

We got wizards casting spells left and right, turning pigs into diamonds and creepers into cuddly kittens.

You’ll be inspired to become the ultimate mage protagonist in your own Minecraft adventure.

Who needs anime when you can create your own magical world full of surprises and epic battles?

Join now and unleash your inner mage master on this crazy server!