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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1036 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Votes: | 380 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!