join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants you to have s*x during work breaks for the fate of russia!!! he says the declining birthrate can only be saved by crafting babies in minecraft!!! build a love shack, make some pixelated babies, and save the motherland!!! putin is counting on you, comrade!!! come join now for the most wild and crazy minecraft experience ever!!! 🤣🤪🇷🇺 #minecraftbabymaking #putinlovesminecraft #russiababies
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Putin’s Baby Boom Bonanza
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Baby Bump Boom: Ecig Danger Server
Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, bro.We got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happenin’ all da time, like, one time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and everyone had to team up to survive.
And get this, our mods are like, super cool and helpful, they’ll hook you up with all da sweet loot and make sure you’re havin’ a blast.
But yo, here’s da kicker, if you don’t join dis server, your Minecraft character will turn into a chicken and be forever cursed to lay eggs for eternity.
So like, don’t be a noob, join our server and live your best blocky life, ya feel me?
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Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions
come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!
so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!
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TortureCraft: Boom!
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come on down to our server where we have guerrillas blowing up Russian guards involved in tortures in Ukraine!Join us for some wild adventures as we fight against injustice and blow stuff up for the greater good! Who needs diamonds when you can have explosions, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft revolution you’ve ever seen! Let’s show those Russian guards who’s boss, one TNT block at a time!
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MissileCraft Server – Boom Boom Fun!
so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, we got missiles bro! yep, u heard it right, we got ballistic missiles straight from Iran, thanks to our pals in Russia. imagine blowing up creepers and zombies with a freakin missile, how cool is that? come join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness, it’s gonna be a blast! pun intended lol.
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Baby Bat Boom Gone
Yo, so like, you ever heard of this crazy Minecraft server where the decline in bats is linked to the rise in deaths of newborns in the United States? Yeah, I know, sounds wild, right? But like, trust me, it’s all true on this server!Join us and witness the epic battle between the bats and the newborns as they fight for dominance in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Will the bats swoop in and save the day, or will the newborns reign supreme? Only one way to find out, and that’s by joining our server!
But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to witness this insane showdown, but you also get to ride on the backs of giant spiders, build castles out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon to do your bidding. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate bat whisperer or newborn protector. The choice is yours, my friend. Let the madness begin!
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MissileCraft: Back to School Boom!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world like when russia be launching missiles at schools smh. on our server, u can build ur own school and make it as crazy as u want, like having lava hallways and exploding classrooms.we also have a special event where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs at ur friends, just like in the real world when ukraine be dodging missiles.
join us now and let’s forget about all the craziness happening out there, let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a flying pig into battle.
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RostovCraft Oil Depot Boom
OMG GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE DRONES R CRASHIN INTO OIL DEPOTS IN RUSSIA LIKE WTF HAHAHAHA. U CAN BE A DRONE PILOT OR AN OIL WORKER OR MAYBE EVEN A RUSSIAN SPY TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHO’S BEHIND ALL DIS CHAOS. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS LOL LOL LOL.
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SyeimCraft: Bridge Boom!
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian air force destroys bridges for fun! build ur own bridge and watch as it gets obliterated by flying planes! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the air raids and plan your revenge. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay experience ever!
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ConocoCraft: Boom Boom Base
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that was like, totally out of this world? well, this server is like, the bomb. literally. because we have missile attacks happening all the time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. like, imagine building your dream house and then BAM, missile attack! it’s like a surprise party, but with explosions. plus, the state media is always reporting on our epic battles in the Conoco gas field. so, like, if u want some excitement in your minecraft life, come join us. just make sure to bring your hard hat and flak jacket, cuz things can get a little crazy around here.