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Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

adoration, AUTHORITY, Bow Down., crown, homage, King, Kingdom, loyalty, Majesty, Minecraft, MONARCH, obedience, Regal, Respect, reverence, royal, Royalty, Ruler, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Submission, Supremacy, Throne, Worship

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	249	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kids

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	655
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	230
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6595	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)