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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4979 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7556 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 283 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
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